A little humor while we wait

I write this totally in fun...
Cycle of the forum:
1. When is Verizon getting the i phone? I want the i phone. I'm switching to ATT if Verizon doesn't get the i phone?
2. Now that Verizon has announced the i phone, I want it for $199 no matter what my situation is. Why can't I have it for $199? I'm switching to ATT if they don't let me get it for $199.
3. Who can preorder? They better let me preorder.  If they don't let me pre order, I'm switching to ATT.
4. They let preorder start early. How dare they? Why didn't they tell me that? I should switch to ATT.
5. I didn't get a tracking number. I was the first one to order. Why don't I have a tracking number? Where is my tracking number? Why did he get a tracking number and not me? I'm switching to ATT if they don't get me my tracking number.
6. Why do I have to wait until on or before the 10th? Some people are getting theirs earlier. They better send me my phone early. I am switching to ATT if they make me wait until the 10th.
7. How do you activate this thing? Am I supposed to call, go online, or use iTunes? Somebody better tell me how to get this thing to work. I'm switching to ATT if Verizon can't get this thing to work.
8. When is Verizon getting the i phone 5? I want the i phone 5. I'm switching to ATT if they don't get the i phone 5 soon.
I love it....  Most fun I've had in years. I laugh out loud at least very few minutes on these forums. Some of you guys and gals are so funny. I love reading your posts (funny, serious, sarcastic, mean, insightful, rude, etc.). I am coming back to this forum often.....

here's a couple of sites to check out for a laugh while we wait this weekend (both have apps once you get your phone too)
www.damnyouautocorrect.com
www.textsfromlastnight.com

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