A Modest Proposal

Let's assume that a 61 year old guy, we'll call him Andy, is staying at his son's place temporarily, as an alternative to homelessness due to the on-going depression. Let's further assume that Andy needs to be able to print files on his son's Windows XP based 6 year old Tower, call it The Obsolete Piece of Crap, but repeated attempts to get The Obsolete Piece of Crap to see and connect to The Awesome HP Printer about 14 ft away (in the Z axis, down in the basement) fail. So next, lets assume that Andy's daughter-in-law, Dawn--much younger and more tolerant of new technology than Andy--invests 4 person-hours to get The Awesome HP Printer set up so Andy can just send a fracking e-mail to it with attachments that the Awesome HP Printer apparently has the intelligence to print. Finally, lets assume that after almost 24 hours of blissful ePrinting, tragedy stricks--the printer runs out of paper, causing several ePrint requests to be stuck in The Awesome HP Printer's Print Queue. An unfortunate by-product of this is that Andy will never be able to print a file again until he can find and clear The Awesome HP Printer's Print Queue. Andy assumes Dawn would know the secret non-obvious or intuitive 5-step process to access and clear the print queue, but it is 4:00am and Dawn is asleep. Andy figures that surely, if he physically walks down to the basement to The Awesome HP Printer, said printer would have already figured out that it's Print Queue was stalled and so would be displaying on its iTouchScreen a bright flashing button labeled "Press this to clear my stalled print queue". Andy was sadly mistaken, and after 10 minutes trying to find the print queue via the not particularly helpful symbol driven iTouchScreen, Andy moves on. Andy is old, but with Windows XP he would know what to do: He would go to Control Panel, select Printers and Faxes, select the printer in question, and cancel the pending print job(s) thus restoring thru printer to an operational status.
So here is my modest proposal to the awesome folks at HP:
(1) If I need to know The Obsolete Piece of Crap's operating system and IP address, The Awesome HP Printer 's IP address, my human being name, and a valid e-mail address, to perform the 8 or 10 or maybe 15 steps to set up the ePrint deal, and whomever wrote your software had to know how to actually set it up, why not have those same people have your awesome software just perform the fracking 15 steps automatically. If your programmers could write the 5 page instructions telling me how to set this up, they can surely automate the actual creation process. Just ask me for the unique info your software needs, then have a button that says: "We're not idiots. Press this button and we'll activate you ePrint connectivity infrastructure for you."
(2) Once either I have manually and laboriously set up the ePrint infrastructure, or, hopefully some day soon, after you implement Modest Proposal 1 and I have pressed the button that seamlessly and transparently creates said infrastructure, I now need to actually print files which are on The Obsolete Piece of Crap to The Awesome HP Printer. Also, if some impossible to predict in advance disaster should strike, say The Awesome HP Printer runs out of paper, I will need to be able to find and clear the it's print queue. So, since your people wrote the very convoluted and not at all trivial Help instructions to tell me the many steps needed to perform the equivalent of pressing the Print command and the Show Print Queue command in Windows XP, how about having those same people automate the actual creation process to build two widgets that I can download to my desktop, namely ePrint Print and Show ePrint Queue. Just use the unique info your software already has from Step 1 above, then have a button that says: "We're fracking smart and helpful. Press this button and we'll create two widgets you can download to your desktop,so using your  ePrint connectivity infrastructure will be at least as seamless and easy and intuitive to use as it is for you know in Windows XP."
I'm not sure why the Indian nationals you're paying half what you once paid me haven't already proposed these modest proposals--it's probably a cultural thing. (Actually I have pretty good idea way, but I digress.) At any rate, I have given you a new vision for how you might greatly improve ePrint. Actually, my modest proposal is not that original. Steve Jobs understood the importance of elegance and ease of use in designing technology. That's why my son and his wife were able to set up their HP printer--which by the way is pretty awesome--by simply plugging it in and turning it and their Apple computers on.
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    Logic: CoreAudio System Overload Messages
    http://support.apple.com/kb/TA24535
    Logic: Learn about I/O buffer size and monitoring latency
    http://support.apple.com/kb/HT1314
    Logic Pro 8 (*probably also for Lo9ic): Tips for balancing multi-core performance
    http://support.apple.com/kb/HT3161
    Logic Pro 8, Logic Express 8 (*probably also for Lo9ic): Startup modifier keys
    http://support.apple.com/kb/TS2047
    How to setup Aggregate devices (help, my USB Mic doesn't work):
    http://support.apple.com/kb/HT1215
    Official Logic Pro 9 PDF manual:
    http://documentation.apple.com/en/logicpro/
    -click on View as PDF and the PDF will be downloaded.
    If it doesn't download, ⌥-clicking on the link might work.
    How to make the PDF manual appear in Logics' help menu:
    http://discussions.apple.com/message.jspa?messageID=9974746#9974746
    Logic Pro/Express 8: Discussion of the Normalize feature in the Bounce dialog
    http://support.apple.com/kb/HT2890 (also 9?)
    Logic Pro/Express 8: How the EXS24 sampler addresses RAM in Logic 8 (9?)
    http://support.apple.com/kb/HT1041
    Logic Pro, Logic Express: About compressed audio and track counts (9!)
    http://support.apple.com/kb/HT3331
    LP8: How to make readable lyrics that follow song
    http://discussions.apple.com/message.jspa?messageID=9091728#9091728
    Creating Split Stereo files:
    http://discussions.apple.com/message.jspa?messageID=7932256#7932256
    Performing a loopback test:
    http://discussions.apple.com/thread.jspa?threadID=1883662&tstart=0
    The novice quick guide to buses:
    http://discussions.apple.com/thread.jspa?threadID=2108996&tstart=0
    Sidechain Compression using a Bus:
    http://discussions.apple.com/message.jspa?messageID=9943631#9943631
    How to sidechain an Apple Loop to a Synth (ES2)
    http://discussions.apple.com/message.jspa?messageID=9977884#9977884
    Side Chain general:
    http://discussions.apple.com/thread.jspa?messageID=3927558
    http://discussions.apple.com/thread.jspa?messageID=5137845
    http://discussions.apple.com/thread.jspa?messageID=5081924
    http://discussions.apple.com/thread.jspa?messageID=3007887
    http://discussions.apple.com/thread.jspa?messageID=3946575
    Side chain filtering:
    http://discussions.apple.com/thread.jspa?threadID=1356882
    Side chain in Logic instruments:
    http://discussions.apple.com/thread.jspa?messageID=6069943
    How do I lower my recording level?
    http://discussions.apple.com/thread.jspa?threadID=2077388
    How to use MIDI Controller Knobs
    http://discussions.apple.com/thread.jspa?threadID=1297134
    Aligning audio tracks
    http://discussions.apple.com/thread.jspa?threadID=1988906
    How to split one stereo file into two mono.
    http://discussions.apple.com/thread.jspa?threadID=1414557
    Off, Read, Latch, Touch, Write
    http://discussions.apple.com/thread.jspa?threadID=1996815
    How to identify audio file types and formats of regions in Logic
    http://support.apple.com/kb/TA25098
    Logic: Compress types discussion
    http://discussions.apple.com/thread.jspa?threadID=1272696&tstart=0
    GarageBand, Logic: Where loops get installed
    http://support.apple.com/kb/HT1045
    Why level control is important, and hot recording is outdated.
    http://discussions.apple.com/thread.jspa?threadID=2114225&tstart=50
    How to use multiple keyboards in Logic:
    http://discussions.apple.com/thread.jspa?messageID=6929093
    How to use arpeggiators in Logic:
    http://discussions.apple.com/thread.jspa?messageID=7812007&#7812007
    Why are my MP3 bounces so loud?
    http://discussions.apple.com/thread.jspa?threadID=2047411
    Destructive Input processing
    http://discussions.apple.com/thread.jspa?messageID=6000085
    Compressing during recording
    http://discussions.apple.com/thread.jspa?threadID=1260375&tstart=0
    How to "Kill Voices" in a stereo track for Karaoke purposes (if you really must...)
    http://discussions.apple.com/message.jspa?messageID=10115536#10115536
    How to set iTunes to 'neutral' playback
    or
    "My bounce/mix sounds different when played in iTunes"
    http://discussions.apple.com/thread.jspa?threadID=2148955&tstart=0
    - Audio General
    Final mix too quiet
    http://discussions.apple.com/thread.jspa?threadID=1343759
    Wikipedia: Audio bit depth
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Audiobitdepth
    Get to know your ears (& equipment)
    http://audiocheck.net/audiotests_index.php
    Very useful utility for checking vital stats
    http://ragingmenace.com/software/menumeters/index.html
    How to Record an Electric Guitar on Your Mac: Optimizing Your Analog Signal
    http://www.apple.com/pro/techniques/connectingguitar/index2.html
    ---------------------------------------------

    Bee Jay wrote:
    This is a compilation of Logic tips, useful threads and information for Logic Pro users.
    - Getting the best help from the Apple Logic Pro Discussions
    Remember that many questions, especially if you are new to Logic, have been asked multiple times before, so it's good practice to use the Discussions Search feature in the top right of the page to search for previous discussions relating to your issue.
    The search still doesn't work, for anything pre-Snow Leopard... maybe you should omit this tip until it works again...
    - General Help, Issues, Errors & Troubleshooting
    Okay, here I marked some of the links because at the time it was not clear if they adress things that are still actual in L9.
    It may be a good idea to name the topics that apply to all Logics' (7, 8 and 9) simply Logic Pro (or leave 'm nameless), and the others after the specific version they apply to. The topics with a (9?) behind it, have still to be confirmed to also apply to L9 (.0.2)
    I used underlining to mark text that can be deleted.
    1. Logic Pro _8 (*probably also for Lo9ic)_: Troubleshooting Basics
    http://support.apple.com/kb/HT2375
    2. Logic Pro, Logic Express: Remove Audio Unit plug-ins to troubleshoot issues (9?)
    http://support.apple.com/kb/HT2852
    3. Logic Pro, Logic Express: Spinning disc cursor after recording
    http://support.apple.com/kb/TA24239
    4. Logic Pro/Express 8 - Logic seems to stop responding (hang) while "Searching for Audio Unit plug-ins" when starting up (9?)
    http://support.apple.com/kb/TS1086
    5. Logic Pro 9 (and all other LS2.0 apps) crashing on startup, other Logic Studio apps as well. Solutions:
    http://discussions.apple.com/message.jspa?messageID=9879826#9879826
    http://discussions.apple.com/message.jspa?messageID=9907434#9907434
    6. Corrupted Plug Ins and a possible solution:
    http://discussions.apple.com/thread.jspa?threadID=1912373&tstart=0
    7. Delete AU cache - problems with invalidated Plug Ins:
    http://discussions.apple.com/thread.jspa?threadID=1856107&tstart=0
    ...and continue to number like this.
    How to open songs from Logic 4 or earlier (L7 + L8 needed)
    http://support.apple.com/kb/HT3612
    Why do you get 'kernel panics'?
    http://discussions.apple.com/message.jspa?messageID=9954472#9954472
    Logic Pro 8, Logic Express 8: Cannot select USB mic as an audio input
    http://support.apple.com/kb/TS2648
    Logic crashes: MelodyneRewireDevice or MelodyneBridge or Rewire need an update.
    http://www.celemony.com/userforum/viewtopic.php?p=9807
    Logic or GarageBand may quit unexpectedly when starting with Mac OS X 10.5 Leopard if Melodyne is installed
    http://support.apple.com/kb/TA25071
    Links/RSS feed of all Apple support docs released the past year concerning Logic Studio apps:
    http://rss.support.apple.com/logic
    Logic Pro/Express 8: Error when bouncing files with normalize checked (9?)
    http://support.apple.com/kb/TS1094
    Logic Pro/Express 8: Converted Apple Loops play in different key and tempo than expected (9?)
    http://support.apple.com/kb/TS1283
    Logic Pro/Express: Freeze cursor appearance prevents Audio Instrument track editing (9?)
    http://support.apple.com/kb/TA23365
    Logic Pro, Logic Express: Instrument not triggered as expected (9!)
    http://support.apple.com/kb/TA22915
    Moved these together:
    Logic Pro 8: Missing content after install:
    http://discussions.apple.com/message.jspa?messageID=6602988#6602988
    Logic 8: Hybrid Morph missing
    http://discussions.apple.com/thread.jspa?messageID=6289860
    Logic: Dense clusters of automation nodes can cause audio to stutter
    http://support.apple.com/kb/TS2139
    Logic 8: Logic only runs when XSkey is connected
    http://support.apple.com/kb/TS1106
    - General Logic Useful Tips & Techniques
    Logic: CoreAudio System Overload Messages
    http://support.apple.com/kb/TA24535
    Logic: Learn about I/O buffer size and monitoring latency
    http://support.apple.com/kb/HT1314
    Logic Pro 8 _(*probably also for Lo9ic)_: Tips for balancing multi-core performance
    http://support.apple.com/kb/HT3161
    Logic Pro 8, Logic Express 8 _(*probably also for Lo9ic)_: Startup modifier keys
    http://support.apple.com/kb/TS2047
    How to setup Aggregate devices (help, my USB Mic doesn't work):
    http://support.apple.com/kb/HT1215
    Official Logic Pro 9 PDF manual:
    http://documentation.apple.com/en/logicpro/
    -click on View as PDF and the PDF will be downloaded.
    If it doesn't download, ⌥-clicking on the link might work.
    How to make the PDF manual appear in Logics' help menu:
    http://discussions.apple.com/message.jspa?messageID=9974746#9974746
    Logic Pro/Express 8: Discussion of the Normalize feature in the Bounce dialog
    http://support.apple.com/kb/HT2890 _(also 9?)_
    Logic Pro/Express 8: How the EXS24 sampler addresses RAM in Logic 8 (9?)
    http://support.apple.com/kb/HT1041
    Logic Pro, Logic Express: About compressed audio and track counts (9!)
    http://support.apple.com/kb/HT3331
    (no edits for the rest of the list.)
    I like the format, btw, simple and easy to 'scan'. No need to 'pimp' it much more.
    Great Job BJ!

  • F110, reset the payment run back to payment proposal automatically.

    Hi,
    When payment run is carried out, some line items are being paid and others are not.The line items that are not getting paid canu2019t be selected just for the next payment run because they are already proposed for this specific but stuck payment run und canu2019t be deselected anymore. Means, the stuck payment run canu2019t be started another time, the selected not paid items canu2019t be deselected. So what are you going to do with the items that are stuck in the payment run? You canu2019t deselect them, you canu2019t pay them, you canu2019t clear the vendor open items.
    Right now the solution is very manually and therefore very time intense and therefore the user is asking for a solution to automatically set back the payment run to a payment u2018proposalu2019. From this starting point we can deselect vendor line items and can run the same payment run again or delete the not paid vendor line items in the stuck payment run and transfer them to a new payment run.
    Can anybody provide me a solution.
    Thanks,
    Vardhan

    Dear Vardhan,
    Your query is not very clear. Nevertheless, i would try to explain as per my understanding.
    If some items are not paid in one Payment Run, then all such items will be under exception list. You have to check the exception list for the reason as to why those weren't paid. Once you know the reason of non-payment, you can go further.
    I hope this answers your query, as far as my understanding goes.
    Thank you.
    Suresh Jayanthi.

  • Payment Proposal F110 for vendors

    Dear experts,
    Here is my requirement. A batch job should be scheduled to create a payment proposal. As soon as a proposal created, it should be routed to an approver via workflow to view the proposal and proceed further to run the payments.
    We have about 20 company codes and only one company will be making a payment from only one bank account. We have about 4 different payment methods and few invoice document types. My questions are
    is it best practice to schedule a payment proposal via a batch job?? i have seen people running the proposal manually..
    1) Are there any standard workflows or user exits  available to trigger when a proposal is created
    2) What will be the best practice to give a logic to trigger a workflow? When we create a proposal, table REGUH will be updated for each payment document. So, if I ask workflow to look in reguh table for all payment runs on today's date and create a work item for all of the line item?
    3) The reviewer will have only display access to the proposal once they click on work item in the workflow. So they would hit the display proposal icon to view the details.
    3) I have only worked with four company codes based off four different countries. but, in this scenario we have sereral company codes for one country. what is the best practice to schedule a proposal for all company codes and payment methods at the same time? if i do this, i will have multiple payment programs and a variant for each payment program. I'm concerned about producing DME and postive pay file at single shot..   or by company code and payment method, if I do this the reviewer have to look at the proposal by payment method
    4)I'm unable to run proposal without entering vendor numbers parameters screen AND additional log screen. How can I bypass this and jsut run for all vendor in those comopany codes? I have documen type in free selection. If I don't give vendor number in either of these two places, I will get a message that no accounts have been selected yet.
    Please help

    Hi,
    Please check transaction : F110S
    Here you have various options to schedule the proposal and payment with different comapny codes and payment methods.
    Please read the program documentation for further processing.
    Rgds
    Murali. N

  • F110 - Customer is contained in proposal 06/20/2014 DAFT1 no editing

    Hello SAP Experts
    I have 2 set of invoices with 2 different due dates Aug/15/2014 and AUG/20/2014
    I have executed APP for a set of due date Aug/15/2014 on and before, now the process is at proposal stage and waiting for release the payment run.
    Now I need to execute another proposal Run with Due date AUG/20/2014 without deleting earlier one
    When I execute the new proposal with due date AUG/20/2014 I am getting the below error.
    Customer 4000195 1100 is contained in proposal 08/15/2014 DAFT1; no editing       FZ           348
    My Study:-
    ·         We should not able to execute multiple proposals at the same time with one customer (Until unless it’s payment done)
    ·         When we execute the proposal customer/vendor should lock for another proposal. It will save in table REGUS
    NOTE:- I have implemented notification process to customer, when I have edit and save the proposal notification should trigger to customer email id. If I delete and re-process the proposal again the earlier invoices also include to new notification which business want to avoid duplicate notification.
    Could you any one please give your valuable inputs on this scenario?
    Thanks & Regards
    Srinivas

    Hello Srinu,
    Please delete that proposal in August 15th pyt run and please give the parameters as shown in free selection tab of F110. If you have few invoices then please mention those invoice numbers in free selection tab in F110. Please check the same in the below screenshot.
    Also please check which date you have mentioned in the next payment run date in August 15th run. Please mention the next pyt run as august 20th. Now you can do the payment proposal again in first pyt run and then it would not pick that 2nd invoice which is due on august 20th in your current pyt run.
    or
    You just block (by giving as * ) the august 20th due invoice in the current payment proposal by editing the same in APP. And the same august 20th invoice will pick in the next run automatically
    I hope it resolves your issue else revert us if you stil face any issues
    Thanks & Regards,
    Lakshmi S

  • APP Proposal Errors

    Hi
    Have situation while run the APP system givning soem errors in the proposal like:
    Error   Discription
    003     Item is blocked for payment
    006     No valid paymnet method found
    016     Payment methods for this run are not specified in master record or in item
    For 003 I'm clear blocked for paymnet i can see in the line item level..
    Coming to 006 paymnet method vendor have check'C" and in run also i have specified 'C' for few vendors it's showing them to this error.
    016-Payment method is T=Tele Transfer, we have two Vendors like this, in APP run time haven't specified the T method under parameter. one Vendor is never shown in the proposal list and another Vendor shown into Proposal list with this error, how come this possible to this plz.
    Coud any body through some light on this..
    Thanks & Regards Points are avail.
    Vyas

    Hi,
    - 003 -> i suppose is clear
    - 006 ->Check the customizng in FBZP - Payment Method in Country. Check for the tab Required Master Record Specifications. What all is checked (Street, PO, Bank Details etc.,) needs to be maintained in relevant vendor master records. if its not maintained, system often gives error no valid payment method found.
    - 016 -> check the vendor master record, company code segment, payment transactions tab. you need to specify T in the payment method.
    Rgds.

  • F110-Enhancement: User want to reran the same proposal after delete

    Hi guys
    It would be great if ane one having answers.
    User want to rerun the same proposal  when he likes to update the exchage rate after the payment proposal made   .For this, he will delete the proposal and reran the same proposal.
    This is for only Customers and not for Vendors as F110 itself taking care of vendors.
    Here the requirment is when he reran the same proposal he checks  new proposal documents with the documents  existed in ZTABLE earlier(needs to be crated z table for entries RUN DATE,IDENTIFICATIN,ALL DOCUMENTS belongs to each proposal ). if all documents are same then no issue ..payment ran takes place and then delete those documents from ZTABLE.if not same, for those documents payment should  be blocked(
    i.e any new  documents created  first propal and reran  proposal  those new documents shold be blocked) and then delete those documents from ZTABLE too.
    I found one BADI:   FI_F110_SCHEDULE_JOB which is triggering before proposal made.
    its having one structure  F110V having only contains one vendor(lower limit of vendors) and only one customer ( lower limit of customers) so here i could not get all the vendors and all customers but i can get all open doucments from table BSID and BSIK .
    it can be used to some extent but anyway useless.
    BTE: 1860.
    this can be used but user has to click the line item of the proposal run.if suppose there are more documents , it is also useless.
    Another BTE:2040,2060
    I can use these BTEs to delete those documents stoed in ZTABLE after payment made.
    kindly suggest me if anybody have any idea on this enhancement.
    Thanks
    Babu

    Hi,
    When delete event is fired, in PFR capture the selected tab details
    tabBean.getSelectedIndex(pageContext);
    store it in session
    then
    forward it to warning/dialog page
    post the warning page results to calling page
    in the process form request of calling page capture the event
    use
    tabBean.setSelectedIndex(pageContext,value)
    value get it from session
    pageContext.getSessionValue() API
    Regards
    ivar

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