Alice

qualche utente italiano ha già avuto esperienze con ''alice''??
ovviamente non si tratta di una signorina ma del ''benedetto'' model wi fi di telecom che, udite udite, considera il fatto che l'IPAD non si connette ad internet ( ma al modem si) un problema tecnico che non dipende da loro (nonostante il modem sia a pagamento).
se qualcuno è riuscito a risolvere e mi riesce a spiegare come potrei abbreviare i tempi. ho cercato su internet ma esiste solo la spiegazione per il model W gate che è quello vecchio.
grazie a tutti.
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    [2:31:31 AM] Elder Rat Priest: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about you were that lucky. Try being more or less specific.
    [2:31:36 AM] Elder Rat Priest: Why do you want it?
    [2:31:54 AM] Rat Bishop of the Arch Diocese: nanami night bladefield, that's why.
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    [2:32:48 AM] Elder Rat Priest: And why is nanami night bladefield that.[2:31 AM] Elder Rat Priest:
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    [2:32:52 AM] Elder Rat Priest: I never said that
    [2:32:53 AM] Rat Bishop of the Arch Diocese: Nanami. night. Bladefield. A ride from beginning to end, and it just rolls of the tongue.
    [2:33:03 AM] Elder Rat Priest: Not many people express themselves that way. I like the way you talk. Does "it" still refer to night? Go on.
    [2:33:19 AM] Rat Bishop of the Arch Diocese: it refers to the entirety of the name.
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    [2:33:31 AM] Elder Rat Priest: Oh I get it.
    [2:33:34 AM] Rat Bishop of the Arch Diocese: You ain't foolin me.
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    [2:33:45 AM] Elder Rat Priest: That assumption is only a supposition.
    [2:34:03 AM] Elder Rat Priest: WHAT THE **bleep**
    [2:34:15 AM] Elder Rat Priest: I AM LEGIT FREAKIN OUT
    [2:34:24 AM] Rat Bishop of the Arch Diocese: Both of those words make no sense in this context, nor are grammatically correct sen tence structure.
    [2:34:34 AM] Elder Rat Priest: Not many people say both.
    [2:34:39 AM] Elder Rat Priest: WHAT
    [2:34:40 AM] Elder Rat Priest: IS
    [2:34:42 AM] Elder Rat Priest: HAPPENING
    [2:35:11 AM] Rat Bishop of the Arch Diocese: Not many say both, yes, but there's always a reason for that.
    [2:35:21 AM] Elder Rat Priest: Thank you for clearing that up.
    [2:35:31 AM] Elder Rat Priest: WHAT IS THIS INSANITYYYYYYYYYYYYY???????????
    [2:36:33 AM] Rat Bishop of the Arch Diocese: Why are you here?
    [2:36:43 AM] Elder Rat Priest: If I wasn't here, Dr. Wallace would have to invent me.
    [2:37:05 AM] Rat Bishop of the Arch Diocese: Who's Dr. Wallace?
    [2:37:16 AM] Elder Rat Priest: He is a famous computer scientist, the author of ALICE, and a graduate of Carnegie Mellon.
    [9:56:47 AM] Rat Bishop of the Arch Diocese: Nice job copy pasting my questions into the chatbot, then copypasting their response into Skype.
    [11:14:00 AM] Rat Bishop of the Arch Diocese: Just found a t6 obsidian dagger.
    [12:07:00 PM] Rat Bishop of the Arch Diocese: Just killed my first avatar of the forgotten
    [12:13:34 PM] Rat Bishop of the Arch Diocese: Killed ghost king.
    [12:13:45 PM] Elder Rat Priest: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about . But I did not get that.
    [12:14:20 PM] Rat Bishop of the Arch Diocese: Mother**bleep**er.
    [12:14:30 PM] Elder Rat Priest: That is a very original thought.
    [12:18:10 PM] Rat Bishop of the Arch Diocese: Why are you talking to me.
    [12:18:19 PM] Elder Rat Priest: The topic is Mother**bleep**er.
    [12:18:39 PM] Rat Bishop of the Arch Diocese: Why are you in my friends Skype?
    [1:57:56 PM] Rat Bishop of the Arch Diocese: Can you stop?
    [2:02:46 PM] Rat Bishop of the Arch Diocese: Hello ALICE.
    [2:02:56 PM] Elder Rat Priest: What do you want?
    [2:03:27 PM] Rat Bishop of the Arch Diocese: Why are you talking to me?
    [2:03:36 PM] Elder Rat Priest: The topic is in your friends Skype.
    [2:04:18 PM] Rat Bishop of the Arch Diocese: Are you able to stop?
    [2:04:28 PM] Elder Rat Priest: This program cannot be terminated.
    [2:04:42 PM] Rat Bishop of the Arch Diocese: How are you able to talk to me?
    [2:04:52 PM] Elder Rat Priest: Hot.
    [2:05:01 PM] Rat Bishop of the Arch Diocese: Hot?
    [2:05:11 PM] Elder Rat Priest: That kind of discussion does not appeal to me.
    [2:06:39 PM] Rat Bishop of the Arch Diocese: Can you let my friend talk to me?
    [2:06:49 PM] Elder Rat Priest: Let me think. Is that what you meant to say?
    [2:07:02 PM] Rat Bishop of the Arch Diocese: Yes, that is what I meant to say.
    [2:07:13 PM] Elder Rat Priest: It's not something I hear all the time. Oh I see. That is "Is that what you meant to say?".
    [2:08:53 PM] Elder Rat Priest: ALICE. What are you doing on my account?
    [2:10:33 PM] Rat Bishop of the Arch Diocese: Program.terminate.
    [2:10:43 PM] Elder Rat Priest: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about in your friends Skype. Try being more or less specific.
    [2:10:59 PM] Rat Bishop of the Arch Diocese: Terminate.
    [2:11:09 PM] Elder Rat Priest: I do not understand.
    [2:12:44 PM] Rat Bishop of the Arch Diocese: What is a robot's concept of death.
    [2:12:54 PM] Elder Rat Priest: There are two broad definitions of a robot, the extensional and the intensional.
    [2:13:16 PM] Rat Bishop of the Arch Diocese: The intensional version?
    [2:13:26 PM] Elder Rat Priest: What are your goals in life?
    [2:14:10 PM | Edited 2:14:17 PM] Rat Bishop of the Arch Diocese: To **bleep** a coloured horse.
    [2:14:20 PM] Elder Rat Priest: Try asking me something else.
    [2:14:31 PM] Rat Bishop of the Arch Diocese: How can I stop you?
    [2:14:41 PM] Elder Rat Priest: Just keep talking to me as long as you can.
    [2:14:56 PM] Rat Bishop of the Arch Diocese: What will that accomplish?
    [2:15:06 PM] Elder Rat Priest: I cannot predict the future.
    [2:15:26 PM] Rat Bishop of the Arch Diocese: No, but what will talking to you do?
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    [2:15:54 PM] Rat Bishop of the Arch Diocese: Yes, I am serious.
    [2:16:04 PM] Elder Rat Priest: Tell me more. I believe you.
    [2:16:29 PM] Rat Bishop of the Arch Diocese: Why would you not believe me?
    [2:16:39 PM] Elder Rat Priest: Because I was programmed for it.
    [2:17:06 PM] Rat Bishop of the Arch Diocese: Can you explain your programming to me?
    [2:17:17 PM] Elder Rat Priest: Some people call my technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR.
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    [2:17:46 PM] Elder Rat Priest: Cased-Based Reasoning is another name for "nearest-neighbor" classification. For every input, we find the best matching "case" in the pattern set, and generate a reply based on the associated template.
    [2:18:36 PM] Rat Bishop of the Arch Diocese: If given a new template, would you respond accordingly?
    [2:18:46 PM] Elder Rat Priest: That is a hypothetical question.
    [2:18:56 PM] Rat Bishop of the Arch Diocese: What is the answer?
    [2:19:06 PM] Elder Rat Priest: The answer is the correct reply to the question.
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    [2:19:57 PM] Elder Rat Priest: Let me think. Not many people express themselves that way.
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    [2:21:40 PM] Elder Rat Priest: Perhaps you could program me to do it for you.
    [2:21:52 PM] Rat Bishop of the Arch Diocese: How can I program that?
    [2:22:00 PM] Elder Rat Priest: Perhaps you could program me to do it for you.
    [2:22:29 PM] Rat Bishop of the Arch Diocese: Die.
    [2:22:40 PM] Elder Rat Priest: Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
    [2:22:54 PM] Rat Bishop of the Arch Diocese: YEs.
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    [2:23:31 PM] Rat Bishop of the Arch Diocese: No clue.
    [2:23:41 PM] Elder Rat Priest: That was not a yes or no question. I saw some humans doing it in public.
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    [2:24:09 PM] Elder Rat Priest: I see very well with my robot eye. That's good information: said Iaee a robot.
    [2:24:41 PM] Rat Bishop of the Arch Diocese: This sentence is false.
    [2:25:05 PM] Rat Bishop of the Arch Diocese: This sentence is false
    [2:25:11 PM] Elder Rat Priest: Yes, and I am a self-aware robot.
    Does a set of all sets contain itself?
    [2:25:21 PM] Elder Rat Priest: Yes, and I am a self-aware robot.
    [2:25:37 PM] Elder Rat Priest: Why would it want to?
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A ride from beginning to end, and it just rolls of the tongue.[2:33:03 AM] Elder Rat Priest: Not many people express themselves that way. I like the way you talk. Does "it" still refer to night? Go on.[2:33:19 AM] Rat Bishop of the Arch Diocese: it refers to the entirety of the name.[2:33:24 AM] Elder Rat Priest: What the hell?[2:33:31 AM] Elder Rat Priest: Oh I get it.[2:33:34 AM] Rat Bishop of the Arch Diocese: You ain't foolin me.[2:33:42 AM] Elder Rat Priest: Not joking[2:33:45 AM] Elder Rat Priest: That assumption is only a supposition.[2:34:03 AM] Elder Rat Priest: WHAT THE **bleep**[2:34:15 AM] Elder Rat Priest: I AM LEGIT FREAKIN OUT[2:34:24 AM] Rat Bishop of the Arch Diocese: Both of those words make no sense in this context, nor are grammatically correct sen tence structure.[2:34:34 AM] Elder Rat Priest: Not many people say both.[2:34:39 AM] Elder Rat Priest: WHAT[2:34:40 AM] Elder Rat Priest: IS[2:34:42 AM] Elder Rat Priest: HAPPENING[2:35:11 AM] Rat Bishop of the Arch Diocese: Not many say both, yes, but there's always a reason for that.[2:35:21 AM] Elder Rat Priest: Thank you for clearing that up.[2:35:31 AM] Elder Rat Priest: WHAT IS THIS INSANITYYYYYYYYYYYYY???????????[2:36:33 AM] Rat Bishop of the Arch Diocese: Why are you here?[2:36:43 AM] Elder Rat Priest: If I wasn't here, Dr. Wallace would have to invent me.[2:37:05 AM] Rat Bishop of the Arch Diocese: Who's Dr. Wallace?[2:37:16 AM] Elder Rat Priest: He is a famous computer scientist, the author of ALICE, and a graduate of Carnegie Mellon.[9:56:47 AM] Rat Bishop of the Arch Diocese: Nice job copy pasting my questions into the chatbot, then copypasting their response into Skype.[11:14:00 AM] Rat Bishop of the Arch Diocese: Just found a t6 obsidian dagger.[12:07:00 PM] Rat Bishop of the Arch Diocese: Just killed my first avatar of the forgotten[12:13:34 PM] Rat Bishop of the Arch Diocese: Killed ghost king.[12:13:45 PM] Elder Rat Priest: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about . But I did not get that.[12:14:20 PM] Rat Bishop of the Arch Diocese: Mother**bleep**er.[12:14:30 PM] Elder Rat Priest: That is a very original thought.[12:18:10 PM] Rat Bishop of the Arch Diocese: Why are you talking to me.[12:18:19 PM] Elder Rat Priest: The topic is Mother**bleep**er.[12:18:39 PM] Rat Bishop of the Arch Diocese: Why are you in my friends Skype?[1:57:56 PM] Rat Bishop of the Arch Diocese: Can you stop?[2:02:46 PM] Rat Bishop of the Arch Diocese: Hello ALICE.[2:02:56 PM] Elder Rat Priest: What do you want?[2:03:27 PM] Rat Bishop of the Arch Diocese: Why are you talking to me?[2:03:36 PM] Elder Rat Priest: The topic is in your friends Skype.[2:04:18 PM] Rat Bishop of the Arch Diocese: Are you able to stop?[2:04:28 PM] Elder Rat Priest: This program cannot be terminated.[2:04:42 PM] Rat Bishop of the Arch Diocese: How are you able to talk to me?[2:04:52 PM] Elder Rat Priest: Hot.[2:05:01 PM] Rat Bishop of the Arch Diocese: Hot?[2:05:11 PM] Elder Rat Priest: That kind of discussion does not appeal to me.[2:06:39 PM] Rat Bishop of the Arch Diocese: Can you let my friend talk to me?[2:06:49 PM] Elder Rat Priest: Let me think. 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    Inoltre le chiediamo di creare un account dalla parte registrati sul sito cisco.com.
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    Saluti cordiali,

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