Can anyone beat this epic stock photo?

To me anthony7445 picture is much funnier.   

A coworker sent me a blog post for me to check out, and right as I opened the page this was staring me right in the face: 
First of all... why?? Second of all, is this something they were expecting people to use unironically? Or only to make fun of how ridiculous stock photos are in the first place? Are they in on the joke or is this 100% pure unintentional comedy?
I'm at a loss... Also if you have any better ones, please send them my way. 
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    0xffffff808045bf00 : 0xffffff8000561612
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    com.apple.driver.AppleUSBTCKeyEventDriver            201.6 - last loaded 301283701360087
    com.apple.iokit.SCSITaskUserClient            2.6.8
    com.apple.filesystems.autofs            2.1.0
    com.apple.driver.AppleHWSensor            1.9.3d0
    com.apple.driver.AppleUpstreamUserClient            3.5.7
    com.apple.driver.AppleMCCSControl            1.0.20
    com.apple.driver.ApplePlatformEnabler            2.0.2d1
    com.apple.driver.AGPM            100.12.31
    com.apple.driver.AppleMikeyHIDDriver            1.2.0
    com.apple.driver.AppleHDA            2.0.5f14
    com.apple.driver.AudioAUUC            1.57
    com.apple.driver.AppleMikeyDriver            2.0.5f14
    com.apple.Dont_Steal_Mac_OS_X            7.0.0
    com.apple.driver.AudioIPCDriver            1.1.6
    com.apple.driver.AppleIntelPenrynProfile            17
    com.apple.driver.ACPI_SMC_PlatformPlugin            4.7.0a1
    com.apple.GeForce            6.3.6
    com.apple.driver.AppleLPC            1.5.1
    com.apple.driver.AppleBacklight            170.0.46
    com.apple.driver.AppleUSBTCButtons            201.6
    com.apple.driver.AppleUSBTCKeyboard            201.6
    com.apple.driver.AppleUSBCardReader            2.6.1
    com.apple.iokit.IOAHCIBlockStorage            1.6.4
    com.apple.driver.AirPortBrcm43224            428.42.4
    com.apple.driver.AppleAHCIPort            2.1.7
    com.apple.driver.AppleUSBHub            4.2.4
    com.apple.driver.AppleUSBEHCI            4.2.4
    com.apple.BootCache            31.1
    com.apple.AppleFSCompression.AppleFSCompressionTypeZlib            1.0.0d1
    com.apple.driver.AppleUSBOHCI            4.2.0
    com.apple.driver.AppleSmartBatteryManager            160.0.0
    com.apple.driver.AppleEFINVRAM            1.4.0
    com.apple.driver.AppleRTC            1.3.1
    com.apple.driver.AppleHPET            1.5
    com.apple.driver.AppleACPIButtons            1.3.6
    com.apple.driver.AppleSMBIOS            1.7
    com.apple.driver.AppleACPIEC            1.3.6
    com.apple.driver.AppleAPIC            1.4
    com.apple.driver.AppleIntelCPUPowerManagementClient            142.6.0
    com.apple.security.sandbox            1
    com.apple.security.quarantine            0
    com.apple.nke.applicationfirewall            2.1.14
    com.apple.driver.AppleIntelCPUPowerManagement            142.6.0
    com.apple.driver.AppleProfileReadCounterAction            17
    com.apple.nvidia.nv50hal            6.3.6
    com.apple.driver.DspFuncLib            2.0.5f14
    com.apple.driver.AppleProfileTimestampAction            10
    com.apple.driver.AppleProfileThreadInfoAction            14
    com.apple.driver.AppleProfileRegisterStateAction            10
    com.apple.driver.AppleProfileKEventAction            10
    com.apple.driver.AppleProfileCallstackAction            20
    com.apple.driver.AppleSMBusController            1.0.10d0
    com.apple.iokit.IOSurface            74.2
    com.apple.iokit.IOBluetoothSerialManager            2.4.5f3
    com.apple.iokit.IOSerialFamily            10.0.3
    com.apple.iokit.IOAudioFamily            1.8.3fc2
    com.apple.kext.OSvKernDSPLib            1.3
    com.apple.driver.AppleHDAController            2.0.5f14
    com.apple.iokit.IOHDAFamily            2.0.5f14
    com.apple.iokit.AppleProfileFamily            41
    com.apple.driver.AppleSMC            3.1.0d5
    com.apple.driver.IOPlatformPluginFamily            4.7.0a1
    com.apple.driver.AppleSMBusPCI            1.0.10d0
    com.apple.NVDAResman            6.3.6
    com.apple.driver.AppleBacklightExpert            1.0.1
    com.apple.iokit.IONDRVSupport            2.2.1
    com.apple.iokit.IOGraphicsFamily            2.2.1
    com.apple.driver.BroadcomUSBBluetoothHCIController            2.4.5f3
    com.apple.driver.AppleUSBBluetoothHCIController            2.4.5f3
    com.apple.iokit.IOBluetoothFamily            2.4.5f3
    com.apple.driver.AppleUSBMultitouch            207.7
    com.apple.iokit.IOUSBHIDDriver            4.2.0
    com.apple.iokit.IOSCSIBlockCommandsDevice            2.6.8
    com.apple.iokit.IOUSBMassStorageClass            2.6.7
    com.apple.iokit.IOSCSIArchitectureModelFamily            2.6.8
    com.apple.driver.AppleUSBMergeNub            4.2.4
    com.apple.driver.AppleUSBComposite            3.9.0
    com.apple.driver.XsanFilter            402.1
    com.apple.iokit.IO80211Family            320.1
    com.apple.driver.AppleMCP89RootPortPM            1.11
    com.apple.iokit.IOAHCIFamily            2.0.6
    com.apple.iokit.IOUSBUserClient            4.2.4
    com.apple.iokit.IONetworkingFamily            1.10
    com.apple.iokit.IOUSBFamily            4.2.4
    com.apple.driver.NVSMU            2.2.7
    com.apple.driver.AppleEFIRuntime            1.4.0
    com.apple.iokit.IOHIDFamily            1.6.6
    com.apple.iokit.IOSMBusFamily            1.1
    com.apple.kext.AppleMatch            1.0.0d1
    com.apple.security.TMSafetyNet            6
    com.apple.driver.DiskImages            289.1
    com.apple.iokit.IOStorageFamily            1.6.3
    com.apple.driver.AppleACPIPlatform            1.3.6
    com.apple.iokit.IOPCIFamily            2.6.5
    com.apple.iokit.IOACPIFamily            1.3.0
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