Deactivate mac acrobat pro on laptop, activate on macPro floor-top--can't uninstall, can't launch (config error 1)

Question

Trying to do two things: switch Acrobat Pro XI 11.0.6 from laptop to floor-top (MacQuadProDual what'sit)    AND update from 11.0.6. to 11.0.9.
11.0.6 already on the floor-top gives me "Configuration Error 1"  check Adobe Support.
All attempts to Uninstall 11.0.6 crash the Uninstaller.
Launch, as noted above, results in the Configuration Error 1.
I deactivated the laptop first,  then tried to launch and re-activate Acrobat Pro 11.0.6 on the floor-top. Error as above.  Attempted matching 11.0.6 UnInstaller--crashes as noted.
Surely there not so many Acrobat Pro thieves in the world that Adobe has to go to these (non-working) extreme lengths to protect it's monopoly-of-short-duration (17 years is it still? I think that's the # of years set out in the US Constitution).  Or perhaps they should petition Congress, CIA, Justice for permission to use the new US Standard for legal matters, "Enhanced".  "Enhanced Interrogation" is our new trend-setting feature in treatment of prisoners of war, as per our self-proclaimed US Convention in 2001 (where we agreed with ourselves that "Torture Is A Person, Too" (oops. thinking of something else).  Mean to say, "Torture Is the New Black. drat--meant "Torture Is the New US Policy."
So, by analogy, we can use "Enhanced Deposition-Taking" in civil and criminal lawsuits, "Enhanced Examination, Cross-Examination, Re-Examination, and Re-Cross Examination. We could use Enhanced Ticketing in misdemeanor cases.
And of course, we should be able to implement Enhanced Impeachment Procedures in ridding ourselves of traitorous presidents, congress-persons, supreme court and federal judges,  and civil servants.  It would be neat to see the Enhanced Impeachment Procedures on C-SPAN, from the well of the House. They'd have to use the finest of spring-water, of course. And Turkish washcloths. I guess any high-end surfboard, with appropriate no-slip safety straps added, would serve as the Enhanced Reclining Representative's Seat.
But I digress.
Here's another point: I have four  internal drives running on the floor-top Mac. Months ago I did switch start-up disks from a 1TB to a 2TB drive and I don't think I had used the Acrobat Pro since that time. Should I do something with stale cookies, or dried-up brownies or cake wedges? Pie wedges?  Maybe just remove the raisins and Toll House Chocolate Morsels from the cookies, leaving the cooked batter behind?
Any assistance would be appreciated.
Yours in sorrow, 
bw 

Answer 1

OK. Fingers crossed. Maybe someone out there has an answer, if Adobe doesn't.