Don't remember security Q's, and "rescue email" isn't working.

Question

All I wanted to do was buy an album yet here I am almost an hour later trying to fix this bullcrap.
I recently started using a seperate itunes id (I used to share one with my family) that I created a while ago and since this is the first time I'm actually using it it is asking me to answer security q's and I honestly cannot remember what my answers were for the life of me. I tried to reset them using my "rescue email" but I have recieved nothing after about 14 tries. I attempted changing my alternate email, figuring that would change my rescue email, but I soon found out it would not. I am stuck not being able to change my security q's without my rescue email, and a rescue email that won't recieve and can't be changed. Now my account is locked and I've wasted time I could've spent listening to my new album had apple's purchasing process and customer service not been so atrocious.
I must say, this whole thing has really turned me off from apple and while I was considering switching to iphone after years of dedication to galaxy I'm not sure I want to anymore.
$5 and the biggest hug you've ever seen to ANYONE who can help me fix this. I will be eternally greatful.

Answer 1

Alternatives for Help Resetting Security Questions and/or Rescue Mail
     1. If you have a valid rescue email address, then use this procedure:
         Rescue email address and how to reset Apple ID security questions.
     2. Fill out and submit this form. Select the topic, Account Security. You must
         have a Rescue Email to use this option.
     3. This is the only option if you do not already have a valid Rescue Email.
         These are telephone numbers for contacting Apple Support in your country.
         Apple ID- Contacting Apple for help with Apple ID account security. Select
         the appropriate country and call. Ask to speak to the Account Security Team.
     4. Account security issues almost always require you to speak directly to an
         Apple representative to securely establish your identity as the account holder.
         You can set it up so that Apple calls you, either immediately or at a time
         convenient to you.
            1. Go to www.apple.com/support.
            2. Choose Contact Support and click Contact Us.
            3. Choose Other Apple ID Topics and choose the appropriate topic for
                your issue.
            4. Follow the onscreen instructions.
         Note: If you have already forgotten your security questions, then you cannot
         set up a rescue email address in order to reset them. You must set up
         the rescue email address beforehand.
Your Apple ID: Manage My Apple ID.
                        Apple ID- All about Apple ID security questions.