Fake stories you wish were true

I saw an article online recently that I couldn't believe. It turns out that it was fake so I was right to not believe it. However, I kind of wish it was true...The headline went: Man arrested for sex with alligator.Now, I'm not advocating animal abuse, in fact, I generally like animals better than people and would love to see animal abusers be sentenced to receive the same treatment the animals did.However, could you imaging there being a guy in a prison somewhere with that claim to fame?"What're you in for?""Oh, I robbed a bank, you?""I hog-tied and f---ed an alligator." *drops mic**stunned silence all around*I don't know why (yes I do, I have a morbid and twisted sense of humor) but the whole thing is funny/interesting to me.Anywho... Have any of you ever seen a news story that you found out was fake but wished it wasn't?
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