Friday Code Challenge #4: Choose Your Own Adventure --- 10 Stars!

Question

10 Stars for the best way to kill time at work today.

Answer 1

Your faux hyperlink is taunting me!{color:#000080}Now if only I could make it change color onMouseOver... but JavaScript is not enabled. I remember reading quite a while ago{color}
You know you're spending too much time on the internet when you feel an irresistable urge to click on the underlined passages in magazines.
{color:#000080}One benefit of using Opera is that you can "Go to URL" from the context menu, after first selecting the faux hyperlink. Double clicking the last element of a typed url both selects the entire url and displays the context menu. Beats copying and pastng in the address bar hands down, and if "Reuse current tab" is unchecked in preferences, the topic thread remains open.
Since I just discovered that styled DIVs work, I'm taking a stab at posting something in its original -- and highly appropriate -- font ;-)
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{color:red}HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY - Kidspeak? {color}
HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
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You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
-- Alan, age 10
No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.
-- Kirsten, age 10 {color}
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{color:blue}WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
-- Camille, age 10
No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married.
-- Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age) {color}
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{color:blue}HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
-- Derrick, age 8 {color}
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{color:blue}WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
Both don't want any more kids.
-- Lori, age 8 {color}
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{color:blue}WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
-- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)
On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
-- Martin,age 10 {color}
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{color:blue}WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the news-papers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
-- Craig, age 9 {color}
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{color:blue}WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
When they're rich.
-- Pam, age 7
The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
-- Curt, age 7
The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
--Howard,age 8 {color}
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{color:blue}IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.
-- Anita, age 9 (bless you child) {color}
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{color:blue}HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
--Kelvin, age 8 {color}
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{color:red}And the #1 Favorite is........
HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.
-- Ricky, age 10
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