Having 2 Problems Help (How to print without tiles, how to print borderless)

Question

Windows XP Home Premium
HP Officejet J4500 All In One Series
I have a Jpeg image with text that I would like to print but the borders HP adds are killing me. Why is it not possible to center the **bleep** image perfectly ona  standard letter size baffles my frakin mind. I just want a simple stupid print of the **bleep** image why you got to make it so **bleep** difficult. Should I resize the stupid picture from its current state of 850x1050?? Will that even fkin help?
Than I try to print a stupid Windows Office 2007 File witch has a background picture on it and some text and the fkin thing comes out tiles, except for the text, what kind of crackhead printer setup do I have wrong here?
How do I make it print untiled and what the hell do all these borderless meanings mean?
If anyone can help I would great appreciate it, sorry for the frustration.
Borderless printing lets you print to the edges of certain media types and a range of standard media sizes.
Note 1    
Open the file in a software application and assign the image size. Make sure the size corresponds to the media size on which you are printing the image.
You can also gain access to this feature from the Printing Shortcuts tab. Open the printer driver, select the Printing Shortcuts tab, and select the printing shortcut for this print job drop-down list.
Note 2    
Borderless printing is not supported on plain media.
To print a borderless document (Windows)
1
Load the appropriate media. For more information, see Load media.
2
Open the file that you want to print.
3
From the application, open the print driver:
a
Click File, and then click Print.
b
Click Properties or Setup.
4
Click the Paper/Quality tab.
5
Select the media size from the Size is drop-down list.
6
Select the Borderless Printing check box.
7
Select the media source from the Source is drop-down list.
8
Select the media type from the Type is drop-down list.
Note    
Borderless printing is not supported on plain media.
9
If you are printing photos, select Best from the Print Quality drop-down list. Alternatively, select Maximum dpi, which provides up to 4800 x 1200 optimized dpi* for optimum print quality.
*Up to 4800 x 1200 optimized dpi for color printing and 1200 input dpi. This setting might temporarily use a large amount of hard disk space (400 MB or more) and will print more slowly.
10
Change any other print settings, and then click OK.
11
Print the document.
12
If you printed on photo media with a tear-off tab, remove the tab to make the document completely borderless.

Answer 1

Hi,
With the jpeg, can you do a Print Preview first to make sure it looks centred? Or do you have an option to print a full page photo?
For the second issue, try checking that the print option doesn't have tiles selected. You could also try the 'Set Print area' option if you have it.
The text you've copied about the borderless printing is just about ensuring that you have the right properties selected (for paper type, paper size, print quality)
Hope this is of some help to you....
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