I want Adobe to send me $5 every time Illustrator CS3 crashes

I have the super master suite for CS3 - Illustrator (and Photoshop) crash CONSTANTLY. I have dual core machine w/ 3 gigs of RAM. That should be plenty for creating vector art. But no. Illustrator misbehaves constantly. It costs me money to be constantly redoing work and restarting this slow to open app.
I'm sick of it.

Yeah, I agree. Computers suck. We should all just go back to creating analog artwork with rapidograph pens and rubylith, using line cameras to shoot halftones to film, scaling and cropping reflective images with overlays, stripping on light tables, using actual airbrush technique for creating gradients. What? You don't know what any of these things are? No one has the skill sets or antiquated equipment to actually perform any of these tasks? I guess we're all stuck with these suckie vurtial artboard/light tables called 2D graphics programs. Umm… what was the question again?

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I e.g. go to «Support Center for Photoshop» from the menu within the app. Adobe Community Help starts up and tells me theres new content, do I want to download that. It seems to start the dl just fine, then reports an error «16882» (if I'm remembering it right).
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Thanks, Mister Kapoor,
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Am 24.04.2012 um 12:30 schrieb Arpit Kapoor:
Re: Updating Adobe Community Help files fails every time after starting
created by Arpit Kapoor in Downloading, Installing, Setting Up - View the full discussion
Seems Adobe Air or Cummunity help has gone cprrupt. Lets follow the below suggestions:
Step 1: Uninstall adobe air from Utilities and re-install the latest adobe AIR from "http://get.adobe.com/air/otherversions/"
Step 2: Follow "http://kb2.adobe.com/cps/842/cpsid_84215.html" and re-install the Community Help Air application.
Step 3: Restart the machine and launch adobe Community Help and try to install all the updates and check if it works fine.
Hope that Helps!.
Arpit
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