Last chance recuperation ...

Hello this the the (bad) translation of my texte in french ...( in end if you want  )
Hello everybody, i think it's the last change to save my BB curve 8520 , in some words,
I bought it with broken screen , i change it ( with the good model 007 ) i receive it, place it
first probleme : cyclic boot ( blackberry icon and charging date end before end > boot )
I use the methode for nuked blackberry. charging " Loader " and instal and try to instal a new OS,
It never really dot it ( recognised but lost before charging the OS ) i hav a blanc screen with a eternal clock.
After few trying the battery down totaly ... the screen is black and the red led is clipping ... no contact possible...
I bought a station to charge my two batteries but no changing... no contact anymore with usb.
I know it would be preferable to made a wipe with BBSAK or JL_Cmder but i'm think it's too late.
I precise that all the tentative of recuperation was made on a another pc ( work in seven )
I'm still in xp and blackberry destktop have some errors during instalation.
Like you see it's maybe too late for me ...i'll you like to use my curve as an other as a " paperweight "  
A lot of thank for yours replys. ( and sorry for this english )
Bonjour à tous,
J'avoue qu'il s'agit là de la dernière chance de sauver mon BB curve 8520 ... en quelques mots...
Je l'ai acheté avec l'écran fissuré. après avoir bien regardé le modèle (007) je le commande, le monte
Premier problème ... un boot cyclique ( la jauge de chargement s’arrêtant juste avant la fin )
J'ai ensuite tenté de charger à partir du " Loader " qui reconnaissait mon 8520 mais sans changements ...Si ce n'est un écran blanc avec une horloge tournant indéfiniment, après avoir tenté de répéter l'opération plusieurs fois.
Voilà que l'écran reste noir et la led rouge clignote deux fois ( sans être reconnu , ou n'affichant rien sur l'écran )
J'aurais du tenter un wip avec BBSAK ou JL_Cmder mais il est probablement trop tard ... puisqu'il n'est plus reconnu ...
Je tiens juste à dire que je n'arrive plus à installer bb desktop messenger sur ce pc ( c'est encore un xp , celui du test possédait un Seven )
Bref...Comme vous pouvez le voir c'est assez désespérant ... ne voulant pas me service de mon Curve comme un presse papier...je viens à vous en espérant trouver une solution...
Un grand merci d'avance.

... Up
thanks

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