Macbook Pro 13' (Late 2011) STILL really slow since updating to Mavericks

Question

So I've seen a lot of discussions about the same issue and some have threads have been solved, yet others remain unknown. I have the same problem as others that stated they have experience something similar to my case. Just fyi though, that my computer was already really slow prior to upgrading to Mavericks (on Mountain Lion). That was when I decided to do a clean install of Mountain Lion and everything was snappier than ever. It wasn't long until Mavericks came out and I instantly did an upgrade but everything suddenly started slowing down again and it's getting worse. I hope someone can help me out here, thank you.
EtreCheck version: 1.9.12 (48)
Report generated July 27, 2014 at 12:39:20 AM EDT
Hardware Information:
  MacBook Pro (13-inch, Late 2011) (Verified)
  MacBook Pro - model: MacBookPro8,1
  1 2.4 GHz Intel Core i5 CPU: 2 cores
  4 GB RAM
Video Information:
  Intel HD Graphics 3000 - VRAM: 384 MB
  Color LCD 1280 x 800
System Software:
  OS X 10.9.4 (13E28) - Uptime: 0 days 12:18:52
Disk Information:
  ST9500325ASG disk0 : (500.11 GB)
  EFI (disk0s1) <not mounted>: 209.7 MB
  Kenichi Kasamatsu (disk0s2) / [Startup]: 499.25 GB (154 GB free)
  Recovery HD (disk0s3) <not mounted>: 650 MB
  HL-DT-ST DVDRW  GS31N 
USB Information:
  Apple Inc. FaceTime HD Camera (Built-in)
  Apple Inc. BRCM2070 Hub
  Apple Inc. Bluetooth USB Host Controller
  Apple Inc. Apple Internal Keyboard / Trackpad
  Apple Computer, Inc. IR Receiver
Thunderbolt Information:
  Apple Inc. thunderbolt_bus
Configuration files:
  /etc/hosts - Count: 70
Gatekeeper:
  Anywhere
Launch Daemons:
  [loaded] com.adobe.fpsaud.plist Support
  [loaded] com.adobe.SwitchBoard.plist Support
  [loaded] com.google.keystone.daemon.plist Support
  [loaded] com.microsoft.office.licensing.helper.plist Support
  [loaded] com.oracle.java.Helper-Tool.plist Support
  [loaded] com.oracle.java.JavaUpdateHelper.plist Support
Launch Agents:
  [not loaded] com.adobe.AAM.Updater-1.0.plist Support
  [loaded] com.google.keystone.agent.plist Support
  [loaded] com.oracle.java.Java-Updater.plist Support
User Launch Agents:
  [loaded] com.adobe.AAM.Updater-1.0.plist Support
  [failed] com.nero.HSMMonitor.plist Support
User Login Items:
  iTunesHelper
  Dropbox
  UnlockID
  Google Chrome
  Android File Transfer Agent
Internet Plug-ins:
  FlashPlayer-10.6: Version: 14.0.0.145 - SDK 10.6 Support
  Default Browser: Version: 537 - SDK 10.9
  Flash Player: Version: 14.0.0.145 - SDK 10.6 Support
  LogMeIn: Version: 1.0.935 - SDK 10.7 Support
  o1dbrowserplugin: Version: 5.4.2.18903 Support
  QuickTime Plugin: Version: 7.7.3
  LogMeInSafari32: Version: 1.0.935 - SDK 10.7 Support
  SharePointBrowserPlugin: Version: 14.0.0 Support
  googletalkbrowserplugin: Version: 5.4.2.18903 Support
  JavaAppletPlugin: Version: Java 7 Update 65 Check version
Safari Extensions:
  Open in Internet Explorer: Version: 1.0
  Searchme: Version: 1.3
Audio Plug-ins:
  BluetoothAudioPlugIn: Version: 1.0 - SDK 10.9
  AirPlay: Version: 2.0 - SDK 10.9
  AppleAVBAudio: Version: 203.2 - SDK 10.9
  iSightAudio: Version: 7.7.3 - SDK 10.9
iTunes Plug-ins:
  Quartz Composer Visualizer: Version: 1.4 - SDK 10.9
3rd Party Preference Panes:
  Flash Player  Support
  Java  Support
Time Machine:
  Time Machine not configured!
Top Processes by CPU:
      16% WindowServer
      15% Google Chrome
      3% hidd
      1% fontd
      0% Dropbox
Top Processes by Memory:
  160 MB Google Chrome
  135 MB softwareupdated
  98 MB Finder
  74 MB mds_stores
  74 MB WindowServer
Virtual Memory Information:
  321 MB Free RAM
  1.52 GB Active RAM
  1.20 GB Inactive RAM
  977 MB Wired RAM
  2.54 GB Page-ins
  0 B Page-outs

Answer 1

1. This procedure is a diagnostic test. It changes nothing, for better or worse, and therefore will not, in itself, solve the problem. But with the aid of the test results, the solution may take a few minutes, instead of hours or days.
Don't be put off merely by the seeming complexity of these instructions. The process is much less complicated than the description. You do harder tasks with the computer all the time.
2. If you don't already have a current backup, back up all data before doing anything else. The backup is necessary on general principle, not because of anything in the test procedure. Backup is always a must, and when you're having any kind of trouble with the computer, you may be at higher than usual risk of losing data, whether you follow these instructions or not.
There are ways to back up a computer that isn't fully functional. Ask if you need guidance.
3. Below are instructions to run a UNIX shell script, a type of program. As I wrote above, it changes nothing. It doesn't send or receive any data on the network. All it does is to generate a human-readable report on the state of the computer. That report goes nowhere unless you choose to share it. If you prefer, you can read it yourself without disclosing the contents to me or anyone else.
You should be wondering whether you can believe me, and whether it's safe to run a program at the behest of a stranger. In general, no, it's not safe and I don't encourage it.
In this case, however, there are a couple of ways for you to decide whether the program is safe without having to trust me. First, you can read it. Unlike an application that you download and click to run, it's transparent, so anyone with the necessary skill can verify what it does.
You may not be able to understand the script yourself. But variations of the script have been posted on this website thousands of times over a period of years. The site is hosted by Apple, which does not allow it to be used to distribute harmful software. Any one of the millions of registered users could have read the script and raised the alarm if it was harmful. Then I would not be here now and you would not be reading this message.
Nevertheless, if you can't satisfy yourself that these instructions are safe, don't follow them. Ask for other options.
4. Here's a summary of what you need to do, if you choose to proceed:
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5. You may have started the computer in "safe" mode. Preferably, these steps should be taken in “normal” mode, under the conditions in which the problem is reproduced. If the system is now in safe mode and works well enough in normal mode to run the test, restart as usual. If you can only test in safe mode, do that.
6. If you have more than one user, and the one affected by the problem is not an administrator, then please run the test twice: once while logged in as the affected user, and once as an administrator. The results may be different. The user that is created automatically on a new computer when you start it for the first time is an administrator. If you can't log in as an administrator, test as the affected user. Most personal Macs have only one user, and in that case this section doesn’t apply. Don't log in as root.
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to appear. If you don't see it within half an hour or so, the test probably won't complete in a reasonable time. In that case, close the Terminal window and report the results. No harm will be done.
12. When the test is complete, quit Terminal. The results will have been copied to the Clipboard automatically. They are not shown in the Terminal window. Please don't copy anything from there. All you have to do is start a reply to this comment and then paste by pressing command-V again.
At the top of the results, there will be a line that begins with the words "Start Time." If you don't see that, but instead see a mass of gibberish, you didn't wait for the "Process completed" message to appear in the Terminal window. Please wait for it and try again.
If any private information, such as your name or email address, appears in the results, anonymize it before posting. Usually that won't be necessary.
13. When you post the results, you might see an error message on the web page: "You have included content in your post that is not permitted," or "You are not authorized to post." That's a bug in the forum software. Please post the test results on Pastebin, then post a link here to the page you created.
14. This is a public forum, and others may give you advice based on the results of the test. They speak only for themselves, and I don't necessarily agree with them.
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