MBP suddenly slow/lagging - pls somebody skilled with EtreCheck tell me what's wrong?

Question

I love ASC for hands-on advice to try oneself however this time I am in it too deep: My sons MBP suddenly became lagging and unresponsive/very very slow... ie. the swirl-thing comes up 1-2 secs AFTER clicking the apple-icon and the menu yet another 6-10 secs. Below is a copy from EtreCheck, pls help me understand it - never used it before.. My other MBPs could be optimized as well but at least they perform ok... this one is bad. Who to blame? Me, my son or thirdparty?
EtreCheck version: 1.9.15 (52)
Report generated 2 October 2014 17:55:18 CEST
Hardware Information: ?
  MacBook Pro (13-inch, Mid 2012) (Verified)
  MacBook Pro - model: MacBookPro9,2
  1 2.5 GHz Intel Core i5 CPU: 2 cores
  4 GB RAM
Video Information: ?
  Intel HD Graphics 4000 - VRAM: (null)
  Color LCD 1280 x 800
System Software: ?
  OS X 10.9.4 (13E28) - Uptime: 0 days 0:22:25
Disk Information: ?
  APPLE HDD TOSHIBA MK5065GSXF disk0 : (500.11 GB)
  S.M.A.R.T. Status: Verified
  EFI (disk0s1) <not mounted>: 209.7 MB
  MacBook Pro HD (disk0s2) / [Startup]: 499.25 GB (348.18 GB free)
  Recovery HD (disk0s3) <not mounted>: 650 MB
  MATSHITADVD-R   UJ-8A8
USB Information: ?
  Apple Inc. FaceTime HD Camera (Built-in)
  Apple Inc. BRCM20702 Hub
  Apple Inc. Bluetooth USB Host Controller
  Apple Computer, Inc. IR Receiver
  Apple Inc. Apple Internal Keyboard / Trackpad
Thunderbolt Information: ?
  Apple Inc. thunderbolt_bus
Gatekeeper: ?
  Mac App Store and identified developers
Launch Daemons: ?
  [loaded] com.adobe.fpsaud.plist Support
  [loaded] com.microsoft.office.licensing.helper.plist Support
  [loaded] com.oracle.java.Helper-Tool.plist Support
Launch Agents: ?
  [loaded] com.oracle.java.Java-Updater.plist Support
User Launch Agents: ?
  [loaded] com.facebook.videochat.[redacted].plist Support
  [loaded] com.google.keystone.agent.plist Support
  [running] com.spotify.webhelper.plist Support
User Login Items: ?
  iTunesHelper
Internet Plug-ins: ?
  FlashPlayer-10.6: Version: 15.0.0.152 - SDK 10.6 Support
  QuickTime Plugin: Version: 7.7.3
  Flash Player: Version: 15.0.0.152 - SDK 10.6 Support
  Default Browser: Version: 537 - SDK 10.9
  SharePointBrowserPlugin: Version: 14.4.1 - SDK 10.6 Support
  Unity Web Player: Version: UnityPlayer version 4.3.5f1 - SDK 10.6 Support
  DirectorShockwave: Version: 12.0.3r133 - SDK 10.6 Support
  JavaAppletPlugin: Version: Java 7 Update 67 Check version
Safari Extensions: ?
  AdBlock
Audio Plug-ins: ?
  BluetoothAudioPlugIn: Version: 1.0 - SDK 10.9
  AirPlay: Version: 2.0 - SDK 10.9
  AppleAVBAudio: Version: 203.2 - SDK 10.9
  iSightAudio: Version: 7.7.3 - SDK 10.9
iTunes Plug-ins: ?
  Quartz Composer Visualizer: Version: 1.4 - SDK 10.9
User Internet Plug-ins ?
  Google Earth Web Plug-in: Version: 7.1 Support
3rd Party Preference Panes: ?
  Flash Player  Support
  Java  Support
Time Machine: ?
  Skip System Files: NO
  Mobile backups: OFF
  Auto backup: NO - Auto backup turned off
  Volumes being backed up:
  MacBook Pro HD: Disk size: 464.96 GB Disk used: 140.69 GB
  Destinations:
  TCHUB-disc [Network] (Last used)
  Total size: 929.19 GB
  Total number of backups: 2
  Oldest backup: 2014-04-21 13:23:17 +0000
  Last backup: 2014-04-22 14:05:48 +0000
  Size of backup disk: Adequate
  Backup size 929.19 GB > (Disk used 140.69 GB X 3)
  Time Machine details may not be accurate.
  All volumes being backed up may not be listed.
Top Processes by CPU: ?
      3% WindowServer
      1% Dock
      0% com.apple.IconServicesAgent
      0% NotificationCenter
      0% fontd
Top Processes by Memory: ?
  82 MB com.apple.IconServicesAgent
  70 MB opendirectoryd
  53 MB mds_stores
  53 MB loginwindow
  53 MB ocspd
Virtual Memory Information: ?
  1.65 GB Free RAM
  1.20 GB Active RAM
  612 MB Inactive RAM
  568 MB Wired RAM
  691 MB Page-ins
  0 B Page-outs

Answer 1

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and press return. Then paste the script again.
10. If you're logged in as an administrator, you'll be prompted for your login password. Nothing will be displayed when you type it. You will not see the usual dots in place of typed characters. Make sure caps lock is off. Type carefully and then press return. You may get a one-time warning to be careful. If you make three failed attempts to enter the password, the test will run anyway, but it will produce less information. In most cases, the difference is not important. If you don't know the password, or if you prefer not to enter it, press the key combination control-C or just press return  three times at the password prompt. Again, the script will still run.
If you're not logged in as an administrator, you won't be prompted for a password. The test will still run. It just won't do anything that requires administrator privileges.
11. The test may take a few minutes to run, depending on how many files you have and the speed of the computer. A computer that's abnormally slow may take longer to run the test. While it's running, there will be nothing in the Terminal window and no indication of progress. Wait for the line
[Process completed]
to appear. If you don't see it within half an hour or so, the test probably won't complete in a reasonable time. In that case, close the Terminal window and report what happened. No harm will be done.
12. When the test is complete, quit Terminal. The results will have been copied to the Clipboard automatically. They are not shown in the Terminal window. Please don't copy anything from there. All you have to do is start a reply to this comment and then paste by pressing command-V again.
At the top of the results, there will be a line that begins with the words "Start time." If you don't see that, but instead see a mass of gibberish, you didn't wait for the "Process completed" message to appear in the Terminal window. Please wait for it and try again.
If any private information, such as your name or email address, appears in the results, anonymize it before posting. Usually that won't be necessary.
13. When you post the results, you might see an error message on the web page: "You have included content in your post that is not permitted," or "You are not authorized to post." That's a bug in the forum software. Please post the test results on Pastebin, then post a link here to the page you created.
14. This is a public forum, and others may give you advice based on the results of the test. They speak only for themselves, and I don't necessarily agree with them.
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