My MacBook Pro is EXTREMELY slow after installing Yosemite. I ran EtreCheck, but don't really know how to proceed. Help?!?!

Question

Problem description:
Load times for programs and websites is significantly slowed after Yosemite install.
EtreCheck version: 2.0.11 (98)
Report generated November 18, 2014 at 12:47:02 PM CST
Hardware Information: ℹ️
  MacBook Pro (Retina, 13-inch, Early 2013) (Verified)
  MacBook Pro - model: MacBookPro10,2
  1 2.6 GHz Intel Core i5 CPU: 2-core
  8 GB RAM Not upgradeable
  BANK 0/DIMM0
  4 GB DDR3 1600 MHz ok
  BANK 1/DIMM0
  4 GB DDR3 1600 MHz ok
  Bluetooth: Good - Handoff/Airdrop2 supported
  Wireless:  en0: 802.11 a/b/g/n
Video Information: ℹ️
  Intel HD Graphics 4000 -
  Color LCD spdisplays_2880x1800Retina
System Software: ℹ️
  OS X 10.10 (14A389) - Uptime: 6 days 2:35:1
Disk Information: ℹ️
  APPLE SSD SM256E disk0 : (251 GB)
  S.M.A.R.T. Status: Verified
  EFI (disk0s1) <not mounted> : 210 MB
  Recovery HD (disk0s3) <not mounted>  [Recovery]: 650 MB
  Macintosh HD (disk1) /  [Startup]: 249.77 GB (185.10 GB free)
  Core Storage: disk0s2 250.14 GB Online
USB Information: ℹ️
  HP HP Officejet Pro 8610
  Apple Inc. BRCM20702 Hub
  Apple Inc. Bluetooth USB Host Controller
  Apple Inc. Apple Internal Keyboard / Trackpad
  Apple Inc. FaceTime HD Camera (Built-in)
Thunderbolt Information: ℹ️
  Apple Inc. thunderbolt_bus
Gatekeeper: ℹ️
  Mac App Store and identified developers
Kernel Extensions: ℹ️
  /Library/Extensions
  [not loaded] com.intego.Family-Protector.safe-boot (2271 - SDK 10.8) Support
  /System/Library/Extensions
  [loaded] com.globaldelight.driver.BoomDevice (1.1 - SDK 10.9) Support
Launch Agents: ℹ️
  [not loaded] com.adobe.AAM.Updater-1.0.plist Support
  [running] com.intego.commonservices.integomenu.plist Support
  [running] com.intego.commonservices.taskmanager.plist Support
  [loaded] com.intego.commonservices.uninstaller.plist Support
  [running] com.intego.Family-Protector.agent.plist Support
  [running] com.intego.netbarrier.alert.plist Support
  [running] com.intego.netupdate.agent.plist Support
  [loaded] com.intego.personalbackup.agent.plist Support
  [loaded] com.intego.virusbarrier.alert.plist Support
Launch Daemons: ℹ️
  [loaded] com.adobe.fpsaud.plist Support
  [running] com.intego.commonservices.daemon.integod.plist Support
  [running] com.intego.commonservices.daemon.taskmanager.plist Support
  [loaded] com.intego.commonservices.icalserver.plist Support
  [loaded] com.intego.commonservices.metrics.kschecker.plist Support
  [running] com.intego.Family-Protector.daemon.plist Support
  [running] com.intego.netbarrier.daemon.logger.plist Support
  [running] com.intego.netbarrier.daemon.monitor.plist Support
  [running] com.intego.netbarrier.daemon.plist Support
  [running] com.intego.netupdate.daemon.plist Support
  [running] com.intego.PersonalBackup.daemon.plist Support
  [loaded] com.intego.virusbarrier.daemon.emlparser.plist Support
  [running] com.intego.virusbarrier.daemon.logger.plist Support
  [running] com.intego.virusbarrier.daemon.plist Support
  [running] com.intego.virusbarrier.daemon.scanner.plist Support
  [running] com.intego.WashingMachine.service.plist Support
  [loaded] com.microsoft.office.licensing.helper.plist Support
User Launch Agents: ℹ️
  [loaded] com.adobe.AAM.Updater-1.0.plist Support
  [loaded] com.google.keystone.agent.plist Support
User Login Items: ℹ️
  Boom Application (/Applications/Boom.app)
  iTunesHelper Application (/Applications/iTunes.app/Contents/MacOS/iTunesHelper.app)
  Dropbox Application (/Applications/Dropbox.app)
  ElementsAutoAnalyzer Application (/Applications/Adobe Elements 12 Organizer.app/Contents/ElementsAutoAnalyzer.app)
Internet Plug-ins: ℹ️
  Flip4Mac WMV Plugin: Version: 3.2.0.16   - SDK 10.8 Support
  FlashPlayer-10.6: Version: 15.0.0.223 - SDK 10.6 Support
  QuickTime Plugin: Version: 7.7.3
  Flash Player: Version: 15.0.0.223 - SDK 10.6 Support
  CouponPrinter-FireFox_v2: Version: 1.1.10 - SDK 10.6 Support
  Default Browser: Version: 600 - SDK 10.10
  WidevineMediaOptimizer: Version: 6.0.0.12757 - SDK 10.7 Support
  SharePointBrowserPlugin: Version: 14.4.6 - SDK 10.6 Support
  Silverlight: Version: 5.1.20913.0 - SDK 10.6 Support
Safari Extensions: ℹ️
  Adblock Plus
3rd Party Preference Panes: ℹ️
  Flash Player  Support
  Flip4Mac WMV  Support
Time Machine: ℹ️
  Auto backup: YES
  Volumes being backed up:
  Macintosh HD: Disk size: 249.77 GB Disk used: 64.67 GB
  Destinations:
  My Passport [Local]
  Total size: 249.38 GB
  Total number of backups: 3
  Oldest backup: 2014-01-06 19:50:48 +0000
  Last backup: 2014-01-09 23:24:23 +0000
  Size of backup disk: Adequate
  Backup size 249.38 GB > (Disk used 64.67 GB X 3)
Top Processes by CPU: ℹ️
      4% WindowServer
      1% coreaudiod
      0% fontd
      0% Boom
      0% netbiosd
Top Processes by Memory: ℹ️
  627 MB WindowServer
  472 MB virusbarriers
  223 MB Mail
  129 MB com.apple.WebKit.WebContent
  129 MB Safari
Virtual Memory Information: ℹ️
  414 MB Free RAM
  4.25 GB Active RAM
  1.06 GB Inactive RAM
  1.29 GB Wired RAM
  12.00 GB Page-ins
  602 MB Page-outs

Answer 1

1. This procedure is a diagnostic test. It changes nothing, for better or worse, and therefore will not, in itself, solve the problem. But with the aid of the test results, the solution may take a few minutes, instead of hours or days.
Don't be put off by the complexity of these instructions. The process is much less complicated than the description. You do harder tasks with the computer all the time.
2. If you don't already have a current backup, back up all data before doing anything else. The backup is necessary on general principle, not because of anything in the test procedure. Backup is always a must, and when you're having any kind of trouble with the computer, you may be at higher than usual risk of losing data, whether you follow these instructions or not.
There are ways to back up a computer that isn't fully functional. Ask if you need guidance.
3. Below are instructions to run a UNIX shell script, a type of program. As I wrote above, it changes nothing. It doesn't send or receive any data on the network. All it does is to generate a human-readable report on the state of the computer. That report goes nowhere unless you choose to share it. If you prefer, you can act on it yourself without disclosing the contents to me or anyone else.
You should be wondering whether you can believe me, and whether it's safe to run a program at the behest of a stranger. In general, no, it's not safe and I don't encourage it.
In this case, however, there are a couple of ways for you to decide whether the program is safe without having to trust me. First, you can read it. Unlike an application that you download and click to run, it's transparent, so anyone with the necessary skill can verify what it does.
You may not be able to understand the script yourself. But variations of the script have been posted on this website thousands of times over a period of years. The site is hosted by Apple, which does not allow it to be used to distribute harmful software. Any one of the millions of registered users could have read the script and raised the alarm if it was harmful. Then I would not be here now and you would not be reading this message.
Nevertheless, if you can't satisfy yourself that these instructions are safe, don't follow them. Ask for other options.
4. Here's a summary of what you need to do, if you choose to proceed:
☞ Copy a line of text in this window to the Clipboard.
☞ Paste into the window of another application.
☞ Wait for the test to run. It usually takes a few minutes.
☞ Paste the results, which will have been copied automatically, back into a reply on this page.
The sequence is: copy, paste, wait, paste again. You don't need to copy a second time. Details follow.
5. You may have started the computer in "safe" mode. Preferably, these steps should be taken in “normal” mode, under the conditions in which the problem is reproduced. If the system is now in safe mode and works well enough in normal mode to run the test, restart as usual. If you can only test in safe mode, do that.
6. If you have more than one user, and the one affected by the problem is not an administrator, then please run the test twice: once while logged in as the affected user, and once as an administrator. The results may be different. The user that is created automatically on a new computer when you start it for the first time is an administrator. If you can't log in as an administrator, test as the affected user. Most personal Macs have only one user, and in that case this section doesn’t apply. Don't log in as root.
7. The script is a single long line, all of which must be selected. You can accomplish this easily by triple-clicking anywhere in the line. The whole line will highlight, though you may not see all of it in the browser window, and you can then copy it. If you try to select the line by dragging across the part you can see, you won't get all of it.
Triple-click anywhere in the line of text below on this page to select it:
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Copy the selected text to the Clipboard by pressing the key combination command-C.
8. Launch the built-in Terminal application in any of the following ways:
☞ Enter the first few letters of its name into a Spotlight search. Select it in the results (it should be at the top.)
☞ In the Finder, select Go ▹ Utilities from the menu bar, or press the key combination shift-command-U. The application is in the folder that opens.
☞ Open LaunchPad. Click Utilities, then Terminal in the icon grid.
Click anywhere in the Terminal window and paste by pressing command-V. The text you pasted should vanish immediately. If it doesn't, press the return key.
9. If you see an error message in the Terminal window such as "Syntax error" or "Event not found," enter
exec bash
and press return. Then paste the script again.
10. If you're logged in as an administrator, you'll be prompted for your login password. Nothing will be displayed when you type it. You will not see the usual dots in place of typed characters. Make sure caps lock is off. Type carefully and then press return. You may get a one-time warning to be careful. If you make three failed attempts to enter the password, the test will run anyway, but it will produce less information. In most cases, the difference is not important. If you don't know the password, or if you prefer not to enter it, press the key combination control-C or just press return  three times at the password prompt. Again, the script will still run.
If you're not logged in as an administrator, you won't be prompted for a password. The test will still run. It just won't do anything that requires administrator privileges.
11. The test may take a few minutes to run, depending on how many files you have and the speed of the computer. A computer that's abnormally slow may take longer to run the test. While it's running, there will be nothing in the Terminal window and no indication of progress. Wait for the line
[Process completed]
to appear. If you don't see it within half an hour or so, the test probably won't complete in a reasonable time. In that case, close the Terminal window and report what happened. No harm will be done.
12. When the test is complete, quit Terminal. The results will have been copied to the Clipboard automatically. They are not shown in the Terminal window. Please don't copy anything from there. All you have to do is start a reply to this comment and then paste by pressing command-V again.
At the top of the results, there will be a line that begins with the words "Start time." If you don't see that, but instead see a mass of gibberish, you didn't wait for the "Process completed" message to appear in the Terminal window. Please wait for it and try again.
If any private information, such as your name or email address, appears in the results, anonymize it before posting. Usually that won't be necessary.
13. When you post the results, you might see an error message on the web page: "You have included content in your post that is not permitted," or "You are not authorized to post." That's a bug in the forum software. Please post the test results on Pastebin, then post a link here to the page you created.
14. This is a public forum, and others may give you advice based on the results of the test. They speak only for themselves, and I don't necessarily agree with them.
Copyright © 2014 by Linc Davis. As the sole author of this work, I reserve all rights to it except as provided in the Use Agreement for the Apple Support Communities website ("ASC"). Readers of ASC may copy it for their own personal use. Neither the whole nor any part may be redistributed.