My raisins are confusing me

I just opened a box of raisins, and on the inside lid it has the following quote
"Happiness is an inside job."
What does that mean, and what does that have to do with raisins?

I just opened a box of raisins, and on the inside lid
it has the following quote
"Happiness is an inside job."
What does that meanIt means nothing outside of you can make you happy. So you should seal yourself in an anechoic chamber and remove all of the oxygen.
and what does that have to do
with raisins?It's like the Surgeon General's warning on cigarettes. The raisin company doesn't want to be sued if their raisins don't make you happy.

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