OMG, I totally have to get a job!

Hi! I finished my computing degree in the summer and now daddy is like, telling me I've got to go out and get a job! I've been trying to like, get my gossip column published in the newspapers but no luck so far. Sooo I have to look at computing jobs really, because that's the only other thing I've done! Does anyone have any advice on what jobs I should like, go for? I'm totally going to have to do something with java because it's the only programming I've done before!
Thanx!
JS

kajbj - I don't think being a mascot is going to like, impress daddy!
xinyer - I don't know what I'm doing though! I don't think my business would like, be very successful!
jsalonen - Wow, your initials are JS too! That's totally weird! I've already done some modelling but they all turned out to be perverts who just wanted me to take my clothes off.
Dick_Adams - Thanx! I'm starting to look on there now.
jesperdj - I totally paid someone to do a resume for me so it's like, really good already!
JS

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