Retina Macbook Pro: Constant Crashing, Kernel Panics, Etc

Question

I've heard a lot of talk about how certain apps are crashing these new Macbook Pros. I'm here to tell you that it's not the apps: it's the hardware.
At least, that's what casual observation has taught me.
Here's my story:
Bought a new, fully-loaded Retina Macbook Pro. Immediately, apps start crashing left and right: Evernote, Reminders, Pages, etc.
Even worse, the computer had multiple kernel panics in the first week of purchase, none of which could be attributed to Chrome, Skype, or any of that nonsense. When I ran the Apple hardware test, everything came up fine, but I wasn't so sure, so I  took the computer to the Genius Bar, who recommended that I erase and reinstall. I did that, and I just experienced another crash today. I was in Pages, and the entire computer froze, although I could move my cursor.
Put simply, I dropped almost four thosuand dollars on what should be the best computer on the planet, but is actually a piece of crap.
No matter what app I'm running, whether or not I reinstall, the machine continuously crashes.
Either that means that something is fundamentally broken about the OS, which doesn't seem to be the case given that it's working fine on other machines, or there is something wrong with these new Retina Macbook Pros.

Answer 1

Not really. If you read the terms of use for this forum it says something to the effect of Questions. No Ranting and or X Y or Z.
I feel for you and gave the only option you have, if you are within that 14 day period.
You could try calling Apple Customer Service and simply stated that you want a refund even though you are just outside that 14 day time period as you are very dissatisfied with the system. If that doesn't get you anywhere you could file a complaint with your CC company.
You are right, It Is a Piece of KWrap. These forums are littered with problem post of all kinds for the Retina MBPs.
Not only that but the Retina models are basically irreparable. They are Throw Away computers as most parts are either glued to the case parts or soldered to the main Logic/mother board
Personally I have bought my First and Last Mac and with that the last Apple product I will ever buy.
Good Luck.