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Man Spites Ex-Wife by Cutting Their Possessions in Half http://www.msn.com/en-ca/video/peopleandplaces/man-spites-ex-wife-by-literally-cutting-their-possessions-in-half/vi-AAbOVK2 I checked his eBay site but there were no items for sale ... probably removed by eBay. I have a sneaking suspicion that male readers will nod their heads and find this funnier than most females (no negative stereotype intended). A comment based on many men I know LOL

My sister was telling us about how she and her exhusband split up their household.He left her to decide what he got and what she got, since she knew the housegoods best. He just wanted a complete set of china, pots, cutlery etc for his new place. And linens etc.So he got the supermarket plastic containers, she got the Tupperware.He got the 12 pc Melamine kitchen dishes. She got the 10 piece Royal Doulton.He got the Canadian Tire stainless steel cutlery. She took the sterling service. Her new husband listened with a look of growing concern."When I broke up with (ex-wife),' he said.' I made the same deal. And I just now realized why I had all mismatched china."

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The calendar week view on my iphone 4s starts on a Sunday. I am synching with outlook on my computer (pc) which starts the week view on a Monday which I prefer. How do I change my iphone calendar view to start the week on a Monday? I am in Australia.
I have just noticed the other discussion points - mine is set to Australia.
Dear Apple - as the day that the week starts on can depend on country and religion - how about making it an option that the user can change????

I believe the week view on the iPhone is handled by the Region settings in the phone. I am not aware of any other manner to change it, as you can with Outlook.

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Excel can do it, but I really like the template for calendars in numbers. That calendar is for printing it, so i don't need any special functionalities, only the template, with blank cells i can hand-write in.
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Hi And95es,
The Calendar template is very clever. Changing it to start on Monday would be a huge task. Here is an idea for a non-automatic calendar. Start with a table for month and year. Hide the table name if you like.
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Thanks for the tip, Mactagg. Yes, it's infuriating.
My settings are for Singapore and we follow the British system, yet the Calendar still starts from Sunday which makes me wonder why Apple decided that the UK Calendar should start from Monday...
True, although there are plenty of good stuff about Apple, it seems that perhaps some middle manager somewhere has screwed certain features up such as Bluetooth which is horrible but that's for another story and thread...
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Hi Friends,
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---------------------------------------------actual formula---------------
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Thanks .
I've managed to fix it:
Go to Settings / Mail Contacts and Calendars / Start the week on
Change from Sunday to Monday.
It appears people in Brazil are the only ones affected.
It's a good work-around while apple does not fix this bug.
https://discussions.apple.com/message/23578143#23578143#23578143

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Thanks for replying, ChrisJ4203. It's defintely a problem with Brazilian users. Here's a workaround a countryman posted:
I've managed to fix it:
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It appears people in Brazil are the only ones affected.
It's a good work-around while apple does not fix this bug.
Mesmo problema aqui. Como consertar:
Ajustes / Mail contatos e calendários / Iniciar a semana em:
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Parece que somente pessoas no Brasil foram afetadas.
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Message was edited by: Terry P

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Hi together
I hope someone can give me a quick help - I can not find an answer in the forum.
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We are using DP and PPDS. The time stream we use is created on a daily basis. When I create a new time stream it is possible to put in the weekdays, but they get sorted before the periods are created. We do not use buckets.
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HOWEVER!!!
Woohoo!! American Samoa works, and doesn't seem to change any other formats (although admittedly I have not made an exhaustive search - just checked the International Example thing recommended by Matthias suggested.
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