This is a joke

I have ordered recovery disks TWICE for this out of warranty laptop. Each time the web site gives me a service order # "to track the order". The orders never shiped and I can never track them on the "tracking" page. I never get an e-mail confirmation. I have entered the serial number very carefully and all the product information. I have screen shots of every page from HP.
There is nobody to call because the laptop is out of warranty??????? Just the user forum? I have not checked if my credit card was charged on either occaision (about $25 each time).
Does anyone know how to track one of these "service orders"? HP should be ashamed of themselves!

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