This post is NOT about universal binaries

for those of you who are sick of seeing the forum cluttered with 'have you got it - I haven't got it' posts and are looking for a good laugh ...
the Carlton Big Ad
I know it made the rounds earlier this year but I was cleaning up old bookmarks and ran across this and it still made me laugh out loud.
So enjoy.
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oo la la. so THIS is why video podcasting is so popular - I never understood it till just now ...
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