Verizon, babe, get the Galaxy Note and we can work it out!

Dear Verizon;
Hello. It's been a long time since we've spoken, and I feel that, now, more than ever, it's vital that we reconnect because somewhere along the line, we got our lines crossed and we fell out of touch and we stopped understanding each other and no longer listened to each other and - well, we know we both deserve better. We know we can treat each other with the respect and love that we both so truly deserve. I believe it's not too late. There was something good here once, something magical and wonderful, and I believe we can recapture that. I don't want to throw away what we have, for we have something special, so pure, so beautiful, that no one else can match, and I don't think you want to lose me either.
I mean, you know why you're important to me. For starters, you're reliable. You're there for me when everyone else is being let down. We always hear each other loud and clear. I never had to worry that if I needed you, that you'd leave me stranded. Even if I was all the way out in the country, you never abandoned me. That's got to count for something, right?
You're a classy one too. I mean, you're expensive, but you've earned it. I'm the man in the relationship and while I know you don't go for those antiquated roles of who brings what to the table, I think you take a restrained pleasure in knowing that I bring home the bacon and enjoy spending a good chunk of it on you, because I always felt you were worth it. And you are! None of the others out there can hold a candle to you!
And of course, I can't forget the undeniable sex appeal of the allure of your goodies. Whoaaaa mama! You may not have drop-dead gorgeous pieces, but even after all these years,what you've got had always managed to make me sweat...until recently, and that's where things started to go south between us.
There's something I've been meaning to talk to you about, something that's really important that you and I need to discuss.I know we've only been together a few short years, but that day in May of 2007 will always stay with me. I'd been walking by where I'd seen you hanging out in my town a few times, but I never seemed able to work up the courage, until when I found out I was moving away, and I knew I had to take you with me. And that was one of the best days of my life. My family tried to convince me otherwise. They said they'd set me up with another, that they'd take care of EVERYTHING and I would never have to worry, but I knew better. Why settle for jello, when you could have creme brulee? And you are the creme brulee to me, baby, but you've been holding out on me and we can't continue like this if you're going to keep things from me. 
I need the Galaxy Note. I know, I know. It's an awkward size and you're worried it's going to look too big on you, but trust me, baby! Seriously. I let the iPhone thing slide for a long time and realized that, when you finally got it, I didn't need it anymore, because I loved YOU. But now, my life is going in a direction where I really need your help. The Galaxy Note is really turning me on, in a serious way. And your silence...your history in this area has me worried. Baby, please. I really need this. I know it sounds like a big committment, but I think we're ready for it. I just need you to trust me on this. 
There's talk, you know, that someone else is gonna get the Galaxy Note. That big blue dame who's been catching you up. You turned up your nose at the iPhone and look what happened. This Galaxy Note thing is gonna be big...I can just feel it! Please, you don't understand, don't let me down again.
I hate to say it, but if you're not with me on this one, then I think you're against me. I can't take another heartbreak. I know I'm talking about new beginnings, and you doing this for me will be the first step, but if you can't work with me just this once, then I think it's time we went our separate ways. 
Say you're with me on this one. Say you'll start wearing that super-sexy Galaxy Note, for me, just for me, please babe? Please? I love you. I think we can still make this work.
Love,
Northam
{edited for privacy}

galaxy note is what I'd like to see too. a 5 inch phone with the new ics would be awesome.
Unless they finally make a tablet with a dedicated phone in it that I could use bluetooth with.
Or the Padfone, but I can't find out the specs of that one yet, so maybe.
Well the  Galaxy Note has been out for a while and Verizon shouldn't let  ATT get that little genius of a phone. I'd pass on the Nexus for the Note next month when I will be getting something new from Big Red.
 Hopefully the Antena Will be fixed on the Nexus and Not A **bleep** patch that makes the bars register full strength instead of fixing the Antenas in the Nexus. 

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