What's your best joke!

A little inappropriate... but not so bad as to make me not want to post it:A young man made his way into a bar late one evening to find an old farmer drinking away his sorrows."What troubles you sir?" The young man said as he sat down by the old man at the bar and ordered a drink."Some things you just can't explain." The old man said sadly looking down into his glass."Well... I'm all ears if you want to give it a shot?"The old man looked up at the young man and said as he shook his head. "Well it all started this morning when I went to milk our cow. I placed the pail under her, filled it up, and I'll be darned if she didn't kick it over.""Really? She kicked it over? Like... on purpose?" The young man said surprised."Some things you just can't explain." The old man said with a shrug. "So I took some rope and tied her back legs to the...

Ok, So a simple question, nothing IT related but i think it will give us all a 5 minute laugh.
I want to see what the best jokes people can come up with. they may have been passed down from generations, or recently heard. for the inevitable person who is going to reply with "You!". please don't waste your time. (please keep it clean, and obviously no dark or sick jokes as the moderators are just waiting to delete posts!)
Let me start it off! (and it is by no means the best joke...)
2 fish in a tank, one turned to the other and said... "Do you even know how to drive this thing?!"
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