Why I hate Adobe!

I went through all of the effort to create an account just to complain about how much I hate Adobe. Why do I hate you? Because every damn day (obviously hyperbole here) you're updating something on my computer! Every day I get a stupid popup from you telling me about ANOTHER update. Time your damn updates to coincide with each other. It's so annoying that if the computer world weren't dependent upon your reader and flash, I'd delete all your software from my computer-- and I'm not alone!!! STOP UPDATING SO OFTEN!!

This is a user to user forum dedicated to discussing the forums themselves, not a way to contact Adobe. If I were you, I'd post my complaint in here:
http://forums.adobe.com/community/general/adobedotcom_feedback?view=discussions

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This is Why I Hate Adobe

I mean seriously, why do I need to go through customer service for something so stupid as canceling a membership? THEN i have to deal w/this foreign piece of work!! #WAFJ
Thank you for contacting Adobe.
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While you wait, you can try our community forums where experts are online 24/7.
You are now chatting with 'Bipin'
Bipin: Hello! Welcome to Adobe Customer Service.
Jerry Wilson: Hello
Bipin: Hi Jerry
Jerry Wilson: I just want to cancel my membership, thats all.
Bipin: I see that you have Creative Cloud membership (one-year) with order #12345
Jerry Wilson: Yes, it is set to "auto renew" in Aug and I dont want that to happen
Jerry Wilson: So if there is a way for you to turn off the auto renew, that is fine. If not I would like to just cancel it all together now
Bipin: Please give me 2-3 minutes to help you in this.
Jerry Wilson: ok
Bipin: Thank you for your patience.
Bipin: I understand that you would like to cancel your membership, and I can take care of that for you. However, would you be willing to continue your membership with an annual commitment if I can offer you the next month of your membership for free?
Jerry Wilson: I appreciate the offer, but no thank you. Please cancel it.
Bipin: I understand, and I can cancel your membership. We are sorry to see you go. Before I cancel your membership, may I ask, “If you would be willing to continue your annual membership if I can get you two free months of your annual Creative Cloud membership? You would only pay for ten months of the Creative Cloud at the current rate. Is this something that you would be interested in?
Jerry Wilson: I dont want it if you give me 12 months free. Please just cancel it
Bipin: Thank you for confirming.
Jerry Wilson: Thank you for wasting 20 minutes of my time.
Bipin: You are welcome.
Jerry Wilson: Have a nice day

Are the rest of us being offered 2 months for free?

Why is my adobe premiere always crashing for stupid reasons?

... when I push delete while I am building my sequences! or just crashes without any reason... I am really getting sick of it! My projects need to have different versions because it's crashing so much. I hate lose time with technical issues...

More information needed for someone to help... please click below and provide the requested information
-Premiere Pro Video Editing Information FAQ http://forums.adobe.com/message/4200840
What is your exact brand/model graphics adapter (ATI or nVidia or ???)
What is your exact graphics adapter driver version?
Have you gone to the vendor web site to check for a newer driver?
For Windows, do NOT rely on Windows Update to have current driver information
-you need to go direct to the vendor web site and check updates for yourself
ATI Driver Autodetect http://support.amd.com/en-us/download/auto-detect-tool
nVidia Driver Downloads http://www.nvidia.com/Download/index.aspx?lang=en-us
Do you have dual graphics adapters?
Go to the Windows Control Panel and select Hardware and Sound and then select Device Manager... In Device manager you click the + sign to the left of Display Adapters... and see if 2 are listed
IF YES, read below
-http://helpx.adobe.com/premiere-pro/kb/error---preludevideo-play-modules.html
-http://forums.adobe.com/thread/1001579
-Use BIOS http://forums.adobe.com/thread/1019004?tstart=0
-link to why http://forums.adobe.com/message/4685328
-http://www.anandtech.com/show/4839/mobile-gpu-faceoff-amd-dynamic-switchable-graphics-vs-n vidia-optimus-technology/2
-HP Fingerprint/Password conflict http://forums.adobe.com/thread/911575
-Mac Utility http://forums.adobe.com/thread/1017891?tstart=0

Why when using Adobe Bridge, I apply a star rating, the rating does not show up in Photoshop Elements? [tags]

Why when using Adobe Bridge, I apply a star rating, the rating does not show up in Photoshop Elements. I use Elements as my organizer and Bridge to view as it is much more user friendly. Anyone any solutions??

Most likely you have set the wrong file as the external editor. You don't want the obvious one; that's just a link to the welcome screen. Go back and choose this one, which is hidden away inside the folder Support Files:

Why is my adobe photoshop elements 12 not working. it says initializing and then it says there is an error and closes itself

why is my adobe photoshop elements 12 not working. it says initializing then error and shuts itself down.

Three things you can try:
1. Clean the superdrive with a proprietory CD/DVD lens cleaner that uses tiny brushes.
2. Perform an SMC reset:
Resetting the SMC (System Management Controller) on Intel-based Macs:
http://support.apple.com/kb/ht3964 and
http://support.apple.com/kb/HT1237?viewlocale=en_US
Resetting your Mac's PRAM and NVRAM:
http://support.apple.com/kb/ht1379
If you are using a Wireless Keyboard:
http://support.apple.com/kb/TS3273
3. Try the free DVD player VLC:
http://www.videolan.org/vlc/
which performs better than the built-in DVD Player.

Why won't Adobe reader no longer let me view previously download (from Safari) pdf's? I am running OSX 10.8.5 and have uninstalled and reinstalled latest version of Reader?

Why won't Adobe reader no longer let me view previously download (from Safari) pdf's? I am running OSX 10.8.5 and have uninstalled and reinstalled latest version of Reader. I get this error message "Adobe Reader could not open 'OD Test Bed Proposals_0.pdf' because it is either not a supported file type or because the file has been damaged (for example, it was sent as an email attachment and wasn't correctly decoded)." I have tried changing the 'open with' options too. Thanks

Try this:
Go to: Mac HD/Library/Internet Plug-ins
Trash the AdobePDFViewer.plugin and AdobePDFViewerNPAPI.plugin files
Empty the trash
Relaunch Safari. You can now download undamaged PDFs.

Why when installing Adobe Acrobat XI Pro do I recieve install error 1328 ? Does same when trying to updateas well. How can I fix this?

Why when installing Adobe Acrobat XI Pro do I recieve install error 1328 ? Does same when trying to update as well. How can I fix this?

Moving this discussion to the Acrobat Installation & Update Issues forum.

Why does my adobe creative cloud fail to update reflow cc 2014?

Why does my adobe creative cloud fail to update reflow cc 2014? it says:
Creative Cloud desktop failed to update.(Error code: 50) Contact Customer Support after 43% installed

Error 50 https://forums.adobe.com/thread/1432237 may help
or
A chat session where an agent may remotely look inside your computer may help
Creative Cloud chat support (all Creative Cloud customer service issues)
http://helpx.adobe.com/x-productkb/global/service-ccm.html

Why can't Adobe Premiere Pro CC 2014 Time remap Audio and Video together?

In case you didn't notice, my question is WHY. I don't know why Premiere Pro can't do this. From what I understand at the moment, the only way to time-remap audio in any way shape or form using Adobe software is through Adobe After Effects, which my computer has absolutely no chance of running ever. I know how to do regular stretching of audio in both Audition and Premiere Pro, but apparently I can't time-remap audio using either of these programs.
So why can't Adobe Premiere Pro time remap audio along with the video? What's the reason that it can't? It's a massive disappointment and would be very impressive to see accomplished in the future. If it's possible to time remap audio and video together in After Effects, that's great and all, except for the fact that I can't use that program. Why can't it be done in Premiere Pro and will it ever be possible in Premiere Pro?
Also, will time remapping audio become possible in Audition someday?

That sounds like a great idea. File a Feature Request:
Adobe - Feature Request/Bug Report Form

Why won't Adobe Media Encoder export WMV?

I am using Adobe CS6 Design Standard with Adobe Media Encoder, and I'm trying to export video files to WMV using the Encoder. I'm am running Windows 8 and for some reason the option to export to WMV does not come up for me. I only get four options of formats, while online it says I should have many more. This is a full version of CS6 that I bought and paid for, and every program is up to date.

Can I just buy the converter plugins or do I have to buy premiere pro or after effects?
On Jan 9, 2014, at 1:07 PM, Todd_Kopriva <[email protected]> wrote
Re: why won't Adobe Media Encoder export WMV?
created by Todd_Kopriva in Adobe Media Encoder (AME) - View the full discussion
The formats and codecs available for export through Adobe Media Encoder differ depending on what Adobe applications you have installed. The vast majority depend on the video applications, After Effects or Premiere Pro, being installed.
http://blogs.adobe.com/kevinmonahan/2011/09/13/installed-codecs-in-ame /
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Why do old Adobe PDF files which I attach to a document show as Firefox files instead of an Adobe PDF file after an Adobe Reader update??

Why do old Adobe PDF files which I attach to a document show as Firefox documents in my files instead of an Adobe PDF file after an Adobe Reader update? My saved files Adobe PDF documents also appear as Firefox documents instead of Adobe PDF files.

NO MATTER WHAT VERSION OF WINDOWS YOU'RE USING:
Right click one of the PDFs with the Word icon.
Select "Properties"
Where it says "Opens With" there is a button to change it from Word to Adobe Reader, which should be in the list of available programs that pops up.
Choose Reader, and click APPLY before clicking OK.
That will change ALL PDFs to Reader as the default application.

Why is my adobe photoshop trying to crash when i use the puppet warp tool?

Every time i go to use the puppet warp tool i need to finish my assignment, photoshop says it is trying to fix the problem and then says it cant fix it and shuts the whole program down. And would like to know why is my adobe photoshop trying to crash when i use the puppet warp tool?

You'll need to give us more information. What OS, what Photoshop version, how much RAM, what is your video card, and what are your performance preferences, etc., etc. -- ??

Why does my Adobe Reader DC stop working when I click scroll down options?

I used to use PDF Suite 2014 Standard to view pdf files.
However, tonight a message appeared when I attempted to open files saying ..."if the document does not load then the pdf viewer may not be able to display this type of document"
I went to the website provided to download Adobe Acrobat Reader DC.
Although I was able to load pdf documents and fill in forms, the program repeatedly would crash whenever I attempted to click on scroll down options on forms.
Any help is appreciated
....and talk/write slowly for I am not super computer literate.
Regards,
Luisa

Dear Aedesh, Thank you for your assistance. I did all that you instructed below, regarding uninstalling, and using the Adobe Reader and Acrobat Cleaner Tool. I restarted my computer, then installed Adobe Acrobat Reader DC (for Windows 7, English and version: Reader DC 2015). I continue to have the problems: (1) When I attempt to use a scroll down option within a pdf form, the program stops working. (2) If I send the pdf to my iPhone, and I open the pdf, I receive the message "Please wait...if the message is not eventually replaced by the proper contents of the document, your pdf viewer may not be able to display this type of document..." However, when I send pdf's created earlier than 4-28-15, I am able to open in my iPhone.I am able to open on my laptop the pdf's created after 4-28-15, but have the scroll option issue (thank you in advance for your patience)Luisa
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Why does my Adobe Reader DC stop working when I click scroll down options?
created by aadeshs76610910 in Acrobat Reader - View the full discussionHi Luisa, Please follow the steps below :- 1) Uninstall Adobe Acrobat Reader DC. 2) Run the cleaning tool Download Adobe Reader and Acrobat Cleaner Tool - Adobe Labs3) Restart the computer.4) Install Adobe Acrobat Reader DC using this link Adobe Acrobat Reader DC Install for all versions Let me know if the issue persist. Regards,Aadesh If the reply above answers your question, please take a moment to mark this answer as correct by visiting: https://forums.adobe.com/message/7499212#7499212 and clicking ‘Correct’ below the answer Replies to this message go to everyone subscribed to this thread, not directly to the person who posted the message. To post a reply, either reply to this email or visit the message page: Please note that the Adobe Forums do not accept email attachments. If you want to embed an image in your message please visit the thread in the forum and click the camera icon: https://forums.adobe.com/message/7499212#7499212 To unsubscribe from this thread, please visit the message page at , click "Following" at the top right, & "Stop Following"
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Why can't Adobe do something as simple as giving us a desktop shortcut? Or even better allow us to access direct from print option as we could do if we had the software installed?

Why can't Adobe do something as simple as giving us a desktop shortcut? Or even better allow us to access direct from print option as we could do if we had the software installed?

Now that I know you are talking about Cloud (not the focus of this forum -- a forum on Acrobat that does provide the icons and the reason for wondering what you were talking about). The Creative Cloud that I have does include the icons on the desktop. However, I am not familiar with the cloud service other than CC. If it is some other product, then exactly what is the product name. As far as CC, I get the icons on my desktop, so I am not sure what your problem might be.
If you did not like the tone, I am sorry, But I honestly had no clue what you were talking about because you only said that Adobe icons were not coming up. You provided no information on the product or operating system that are fundamental to providing help. Adobe (the company name) has about 150 forums dealing with different products probably numbering close to 100. So saying no Adobe icons was meaningless to me and thus the question. I was trying to get information to help you. If you took it as an insult, I am sorry.

Why doesn't Adobe upgrade CS6 Encoder

Why doesn't Adobe upgrade CS6 Encoder and only CC Encoder?

Hi rbnbrl,
I would just like to reconfirm the eligibilities of purchansing CC at special offer price :
The serial number which qualifies for special offer for CC has to be :
1.CS3 & above
2. Retail product (purchased for personal usage,with only two installs permitted)
3.It can not be an Adobe product obtained as a bundle pack with purchase of any Electronic Item(e.g computer/printer/camera etc.)
4.It can not be any purchase under Educational licenses
5.It can not be any Volume License product(it is registered in www.licensing.adobe.com)
Note:An OEM(Section 3) serial number, Educational serial number, few Volume licensing Serial number prior to CS6 can be registered in Adobe.com, they still do not qualify for special price offer.
Please check :
There is a hyperlink of "Terms" in the purchasing in :
https://creative.adobe.com/plans?plan=individual&store_code=us
It states that (http://www.adobe.com/store/en_us/popup/offer/ccm_complete_offer.html)
Regards,
Rajshree

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