Why is my Macbook pro running so slowly?

Question

I've tried for the past week to try and figure out why my macbook pro has been running extremely slow recently (began about a week and a half ago). I have downloaded and run both Disk Doctor and Memory clean to try and free up memory and hard drive space, which hasn't helped. Next, I downloaded Bitdefender Virus Scanner thinking I may have accidentally downloaded some malware, but the scanner found nothing wrong. I'm honestly at a loss right now. Below is my EtreCheck, I don't really understand it but I'm hoping one of you can see where the problem lies. Thanks for any and all help you guys can do, college starts up in two days and I need my computer back to normal speed by then.
Problem description:
My macbook pro recently started running extremely slowly. I’ve tried different ways of finding the problem but nothing has helped.
EtreCheck version: 2.1.6 (109)
Report generated January 18, 2015 at 4:01:25 PM EST
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Hardware Information: ℹ️
  MacBook Pro (13-inch, Mid 2012) (Technical Specifications)
  MacBook Pro - model: MacBookPro9,2
  1 2.5 GHz Intel Core i5 CPU: 2-core
  4 GB RAM Upgradeable
  BANK 0/DIMM0
  2 GB DDR3 1600 MHz ok
  BANK 1/DIMM0
  2 GB DDR3 1600 MHz ok
  Bluetooth: Good - Handoff/Airdrop2 supported
  Wireless:  en1: 802.11 a/b/g/n
  Battery Health: Normal - Cycle count 244
Video Information: ℹ️
  Intel HD Graphics 4000
  Color LCD 1280 x 800
System Software: ℹ️
  OS X 10.10.1 (14B25) - Time since boot: 2 days 1:43:57
Disk Information: ℹ️
  ST500LM012 HN-M500MBB disk0 : (500.11 GB)
  EFI (disk0s1) <not mounted> : 210 MB
  Recovery HD (disk0s3) <not mounted>  [Recovery]: 700 MB
  Untitled (disk1) / : 498.69 GB (323.08 GB free) - 90 errors
  Encrypted AES-XTS Unlocked
  Core Storage: disk0s2 499.06 GB Online
  MATSHITADVD-R   UJ-8A8 
USB Information: ℹ️
  Apple Inc. FaceTime HD Camera (Built-in)
  Apple Computer, Inc. IR Receiver
  Apple Inc. Apple Internal Keyboard / Trackpad
  Apple Inc. BRCM20702 Hub
  Apple Inc. Bluetooth USB Host Controller
Thunderbolt Information: ℹ️
  Apple Inc. thunderbolt_bus
Gatekeeper: ℹ️
  Mac App Store and identified developers
Kernel Extensions: ℹ️
  /System/Library/Extensions
  [loaded] com.Apogee.driver.DuetFWOverideDriver (1.4.4 - SDK 10.6) [Support]
Startup Items: ℹ️
  iCoreService: Path: /Library/StartupItems/iCoreService
  Startup items are obsolete in OS X Yosemite
Problem System Launch Agents: ℹ️
  [killed] com.apple.AirPlayUIAgent.plist
  [killed] com.apple.CallHistoryPluginHelper.plist
  [killed] com.apple.CallHistorySyncHelper.plist
  [killed] com.apple.cloudd.plist
  [killed] com.apple.cmfsyncagent.plist
  [killed] com.apple.coreservices.appleid.authentication.plist
  [killed] com.apple.EscrowSecurityAlert.plist
  [killed] com.apple.nsurlsessiond.plist
  [killed] com.apple.sbd.plist
  [killed] com.apple.scopedbookmarkagent.xpc.plist
  [killed] com.apple.security.cloudkeychainproxy.plist
  [killed] com.apple.spindump_agent.plist
  [killed] com.apple.telephonyutilities.callservicesd.plist
  13 processes killed due to memory pressure
Problem System Launch Daemons: ℹ️
  [killed] com.apple.AssetCacheLocatorService.plist
  [killed] com.apple.awdd.plist
  [killed] com.apple.ctkd.plist
  [failed] com.apple.efilogin-helper.plist [Details]
  [killed] com.apple.emond.aslmanager.plist
  [killed] com.apple.icloud.findmydeviced.plist
  [killed] com.apple.ifdreader.plist
  [killed] com.apple.nehelper.plist
  [killed] com.apple.nsurlsessiond.plist
  [killed] com.apple.periodic-daily.plist
  [killed] com.apple.periodic-weekly.plist
  [killed] com.apple.softwareupdate_download_service.plist
  [failed] com.apple.systemstats.analysis.plist [Details]
  [failed] com.apple.systemstats.daily.plist [Details]
  [killed] com.apple.tccd.system.plist
  [killed] com.apple.wdhelper.plist
  13 processes killed due to memory pressure
Launch Agents: ℹ️
  [running] com.ApogeePopup.plist [Support]
  [loaded] com.google.keystone.agent.plist [Support]
  [loaded] com.hp.help.tocgenerator.plist [Support]
  [loaded] com.oracle.java.Java-Updater.plist [Support]
  [loaded] com.trendmicro.itis.loginmgr.agent.plist [Support]
Launch Daemons: ℹ️
  [loaded] com.adobe.fpsaud.plist [Support]
  [running] com.DuetDaemon.plist [Support]
  [loaded] com.google.keystone.daemon.plist [Support]
  [loaded] com.microsoft.office.licensing.helper.plist [Support]
  [loaded] com.oracle.java.Helper-Tool.plist [Support]
  [loaded] com.oracle.java.JavaUpdateHelper.plist [Support]
  [loaded] com.trendmicro.itis.icore.agent.plist [Support]
User Launch Agents: ℹ️
  [running] com.spotify.webhelper.plist [Support]
User Login Items: ℹ️
  TmLoginMgr Application  (/Library/Application Support/TrendMicro/TmccMac/TmLoginMgr.app)
  TmLoginMgr Application  (/Library/Application Support/TrendMicro/TmccMac/TmLoginMgr.app)
  DuetPopUp Application  (/System/Library/Extensions/DuetPlugIn.bundle/Contents/DuetPopUp.app)
Internet Plug-ins: ℹ️
  FlashPlayer-10.6: Version: 16.0.0.257 - SDK 10.6 [Support]
  Default Browser: Version: 600 - SDK 10.10
  Flash Player: Version: 16.0.0.257 - SDK 10.6 [Support]
  QuickTime Plugin: Version: 7.7.3
  o1dbrowserplugin: Version: 5.38.6.0 - SDK 10.8 [Support]
  SharePointBrowserPlugin: Version: 14.4.7 - SDK 10.6 [Support]
  googletalkbrowserplugin: Version: 5.38.6.0 - SDK 10.8 [Support]
  Silverlight: Version: 5.1.30317.0 - SDK 10.6 [Support]
  DirectorShockwave: Version: 12.1.4r154 - SDK 10.6 [Support]
  JavaAppletPlugin: Version: Java 7 Update 71 Check version
User internet Plug-ins: ℹ️
  NPRoblox: Version: 1.0.2.11 [Support]
Audio Plug-ins: ℹ️
  DVCPROHDAudio: Version: 1.3.2
3rd Party Preference Panes: ℹ️
  Flash Player  [Support]
  Java  [Support]
Time Machine: ℹ️
  Time Machine not configured!
Top Processes by CPU: ℹ️
      4% WindowServer
      2% mds_stores
      1% loginwindow
      1% launchd
      1% fontd
Top Processes by Memory: ℹ️
  60 MB Finder
  52 MB sandboxd
  52 MB mds
  47 MB mds_stores
  43 MB installd
Virtual Memory Information: ℹ️
  963 MB Free RAM
  1.11 GB Active RAM
  865 MB Inactive RAM
  742 MB Wired RAM
  13.03 GB Page-ins
  315 MB Page-outs
Diagnostics Information: ℹ️
  Jan 18, 2015, 03:04:13 PM /Library/Logs/DiagnosticReports/Google Chrome_2015-01-18-150413_[redacted].hang
  Jan 17, 2015, 11:45:59 PM /Library/Logs/DiagnosticReports/efilogin-helper_2015-01-17-234559_[redacted].cr ash
  Jan 17, 2015, 11:44:12 PM /Library/Logs/DiagnosticReports/efilogin-helper_2015-01-17-234412_[redacted].cr ash
  Jan 17, 2015, 11:40:14 PM /Library/Logs/DiagnosticReports/efilogin-helper_2015-01-17-234014_[redacted].cr ash
  Jan 17, 2015, 11:39:24 PM /Library/Logs/DiagnosticReports/efilogin-helper_2015-01-17-233924_[redacted].cr ash
  Jan 17, 2015, 11:38:16 PM /Library/Logs/DiagnosticReports/efilogin-helper_2015-01-17-233816_[redacted].cr ash
  Jan 17, 2015, 11:37:21 PM /Library/Logs/DiagnosticReports/efilogin-helper_2015-01-17-233721_[redacted].cr ash
  Jan 17, 2015, 11:36:08 PM /Library/Logs/DiagnosticReports/efilogin-helper_2015-01-17-233608_[redacted].cr ash
  Jan 17, 2015, 11:34:31 PM /Library/Logs/DiagnosticReports/efilogin-helper_2015-01-17-233431_[redacted].cr ash
  Jan 17, 2015, 11:32:32 PM /Library/Logs/DiagnosticReports/efilogin-helper_2015-01-17-233232_[redacted].cr ash
  Jan 17, 2015, 11:32:15 PM /Library/Logs/DiagnosticReports/efilogin-helper_2015-01-17-233215_[redacted].cr ash
  Jan 17, 2015, 11:29:03 PM /Library/Logs/DiagnosticReports/efilogin-helper_2015-01-17-232903_[redacted].cr ash
  Jan 17, 2015, 05:15:58 PM /Library/Logs/DiagnosticReports/systemstats_2015-01-17-171558_[redacted].crash
  Jan 17, 2015, 03:49:05 PM /Library/Logs/DiagnosticReports/systemstats_2015-01-17-154905_[redacted].crash
  Jan 15, 2015, 04:09:33 PM /Library/Logs/DiagnosticReports/iMovie_2015-01-15-160933_[redacted].hang
  Jan 17, 2015, 05:01:24 PM /Library/Logs/DiagnosticReports/systemstats_2015-01-17-170124_[redacted].crash
  Jan 17, 2015, 04:22:41 PM /Library/Logs/DiagnosticReports/systemstats_2015-01-17-162241_[redacted].crash
  Jan 15, 2015, 04:09:35 PM /Library/Logs/DiagnosticReports/iTunes_2015-01-15-160935_[redacted].hang
  Jan 18, 2015, 03:03:52 PM /Library/Logs/DiagnosticReports/systemstats_2015-01-18-150352_[redacted].crash
  Jan 17, 2015, 11:44:41 PM /Library/Logs/DiagnosticReports/efilogin-helper_2015-01-17-234441_[redacted].cr ash
  Jan 17, 2015, 11:41:37 PM /Library/Logs/DiagnosticReports/efilogin-helper_2015-01-17-234137_[redacted].cr ash
  Jan 17, 2015, 11:35:28 PM /Library/Logs/DiagnosticReports/efilogin-helper_2015-01-17-233528_[redacted].cr ash
  Jan 17, 2015, 11:33:31 PM /Library/Logs/DiagnosticReports/efilogin-helper_2015-01-17-233331_[redacted].cr ash
  Jan 17, 2015, 11:33:15 PM /Library/Logs/DiagnosticReports/efilogin-helper_2015-01-17-233315_[redacted].cr ash
  Jan 17, 2015, 11:32:58 PM /Library/Logs/DiagnosticReports/efilogin-helper_2015-01-17-233258_[redacted].cr ash
  Jan 17, 2015, 11:32:14 PM /Library/Logs/DiagnosticReports/efilogin-helper_2015-01-17-233214_[redacted].cr ash
  Jan 17, 2015, 11:28:34 PM /Library/Logs/DiagnosticReports/efilogin-helper_2015-01-17-232834_[redacted].cr ash
  Jan 17, 2015, 11:28:19 PM /Library/Logs/DiagnosticReports/efilogin-helper_2015-01-17-232819_[redacted].cr ash
  Jan 17, 2015, 05:34:50 PM /Library/Logs/DiagnosticReports/systemstats_2015-01-17-173450_[redacted].crash
  Jan 17, 2015, 04:54:41 PM /Library/Logs/DiagnosticReports/systemstats_2015-01-17-165441_[redacted].crash
  Jan 17, 2015, 04:34:41 PM /Library/Logs/DiagnosticReports/systemstats_2015-01-17-163441_[redacted].crash
  Jan 17, 2015, 04:16:29 PM /Library/Logs/DiagnosticReports/systemstats_2015-01-17-161629_[redacted].crash
  Jan 17, 2015, 04:06:18 PM /Library/Logs/DiagnosticReports/systemstats_2015-01-17-160618_[redacted].crash
  Jan 17, 2015, 08:22:50 AM /Library/Logs/DiagnosticReports/diagnosticd_2015-01-17-082250_[redacted].crash
  Jan 16, 2015, 03:49:18 PM /Library/Logs/DiagnosticReports/BitdefenderVirusScanner_2015-01-16-154918_[reda cted].hang
  Jan 16, 2015, 02:18:04 PM Self test - passed

Answer 1

1. This procedure is a diagnostic test. It changes nothing, for better or worse, and therefore will not, in itself, solve the problem. But with the aid of the test results, the solution may take a few minutes, instead of hours or days.
Don't be put off by the complexity of these instructions. The process is much less complicated than the description. You do harder tasks with the computer all the time.
2. If you don't already have a current backup, back up all data before doing anything else. The backup is necessary on general principle, not because of anything in the test procedure. Backup is always a must, and when you're having any kind of trouble with the computer, you may be at higher than usual risk of losing data, whether you follow these instructions or not.
There are ways to back up a computer that isn't fully functional. Ask if you need guidance.
3. Below are instructions to run a UNIX shell script, a type of program. As I wrote above, it changes nothing. It doesn't send or receive any data on the network. All it does is to generate a human-readable report on the state of the computer. That report goes nowhere unless you choose to share it. If you prefer, you can act on it yourself without disclosing the contents to me or anyone else.
You should be wondering whether you can believe me, and whether it's safe to run a program at the behest of a stranger. In general, no, it's not safe and I don't encourage it.
In this case, however, there are a couple of ways for you to decide whether the program is safe without having to trust me. First, you can read it. Unlike an application that you download and click to run, it's transparent, so anyone with the necessary skill can verify what it does.
You may not be able to understand the script yourself. But variations of it have been posted on this website thousands of times over a period of years. The site is hosted by Apple, which does not allow it to be used to distribute harmful software. Any one of the millions of registered users could have read the script and raised the alarm if it was harmful. Then I would not be here now and you would not be reading this message. See, for example, this discussion.
Nevertheless, if you can't satisfy yourself that these instructions are safe, don't follow them. Ask for other options.
4. Here's a summary of what you need to do, if you choose to proceed:
☞ Copy a line of text in this window to the Clipboard.
☞ Paste into the window of another application.
☞ Wait for the test to run. It usually takes a few minutes.
☞ Paste the results, which will have been copied automatically, back into a reply on this page.
The sequence is: copy, paste, wait, paste again. You don't need to copy a second time. Details follow.
5. You may have started the computer in "safe" mode. Preferably, these steps should be taken in “normal” mode, under the conditions in which the problem is reproduced. If the system is now in safe mode and works well enough in normal mode to run the test, restart as usual. If you can only test in safe mode, do that.
6. If you have more than one user, and the one affected by the problem is not an administrator, then please run the test twice: once while logged in as the affected user, and once as an administrator. The results may be different. The user that is created automatically on a new computer when you start it for the first time is an administrator. If you can't log in as an administrator, test as the affected user. Most personal Macs have only one user, and in that case this section doesn’t apply. Don't log in as root.
7. The script is a single long line, all of which must be selected. You can accomplish this easily by triple-clicking anywhere in the line. The whole line will highlight, though you may not see all of it in the browser window, and you can then copy it. If you try to select the line by dragging across the part you can see, you won't get all of it.
Triple-click anywhere in the line of text below on this page to select it:
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Copy the selected text to the Clipboard by pressing the key combination command-C.
8. Launch the built-in Terminal application in any of the following ways:
☞ Enter the first few letters of its name into a Spotlight search. Select it in the results (it should be at the top.)
☞ In the Finder, select Go ▹ Utilities from the menu bar, or press the key combination shift-command-U. The application is in the folder that opens.
☞ Open LaunchPad and start typing the name.
Click anywhere in the Terminal window and paste by pressing command-V. The text you pasted should vanish immediately. If it doesn't, press the return key.
9. If you see an error message in the Terminal window such as "Syntax error" or "Event not found," enter
exec bash
and press return. Then paste the script again.
10. If you're logged in as an administrator, you'll be prompted for your login password. Nothing will be displayed when you type it. You will not see the usual dots in place of typed characters. Make sure caps lock is off. Type carefully and then press return. You may get a one-time warning to be careful. If you make three failed attempts to enter the password, the test will run anyway, but it will produce less information. In most cases, the difference is not important. If you don't know the password, or if you prefer not to enter it, press the key combination control-C or just press return  three times at the password prompt. Again, the script will still run.
If you're not logged in as an administrator, you won't be prompted for a password. The test will still run. It just won't do anything that requires administrator privileges.
11. The test may take a few minutes to run, depending on how many files you have and the speed of the computer. A computer that's abnormally slow may take longer to run the test. While it's running, there will be a series of messages in the Terminal window like this:
[Process started]
Part 1 of 8 done at … sec
Part 8 of 8 done at … sec
[Process completed]
The messages won't be spaced equally apart in time, but they give a rough indication of progress. The total number of parts may be different from what's shown here.
Wait for the final message "[Process completed] to appear. If you don't see it within half an hour or so, the test probably won't complete in a reasonable time. In that case, close the Terminal window and report the last message you saw. No harm will be done.
12. When the test is complete, quit Terminal. The results will have been copied to the Clipboard automatically. They are not shown in the Terminal window. Please don't copy anything from there. All you have to do is start a reply to this comment and then paste by pressing command-V again.
At the top of the results, there will be a line that begins with the words "Start time." If you don't see that, but instead see a mass of gibberish, you didn't wait for the "Process completed" message to appear in the Terminal window. Please wait for it and try again.
If any private information, such as your name or email address, appears in the results, anonymize it before posting. Usually that won't be necessary.
13. When you post the results, you might see an error message on the web page: "You have included content in your post that is not permitted," or "You are not authorized to post." That's a bug in the forum software. Please post the test results on Pastebin, then post a link here to the page you created.
14. This is a public forum, and others may give you advice based on the results of the test. They speak only for themselves, and I don't necessarily agree with them.
Copyright © 2014 by Linc Davis. As the sole author of this work, I reserve all rights to it except as provided in the Use Agreement for the Apple Support Communities website ("ASC"). Readers of ASC may copy it for their own personal use. Neither the whole nor any part may be redistributed.