Will you marry me ??

Hi. Will you marry me ?? 
Years ago I knew some girl ( my wife ) who had some affinity for gay men. I don't know why women like gay men but it seems to be normal in the big cities of America. I'll not get into my views on this bizarre fact .  If I did I would then have to explain my views on the new Musical in Australia called, " Brokeback Mountain ".
I wrote a song for that musical but don't know if it's been accepted yet.
There was some gay guy from some Scandinavian country (live theatre person ) who was in love with a man in Brooklyn and wanted to get citizen status in America. So he asked my wife ( this was  few weeks before me and wife got married at city hall in NYC ) if she would marry him.
I am a retired grip now and back then ( this was years ago ) I was open minded but old fashioned too. Friday was gay day for me, and other than that I was a tough guy on the set.
So I told my soon to be " wife " that she could not marry that moron because I was planning to marry her very soon and that would complicate things for me.
So she had to tell that nice man that she would not be his bride for the purpose of gaining citizenship to the good old USA. I have no clue what happened after that but suspect he somehow managed to stay connected with the man he loved in Brooklyn over the years.
I recently had a bad infection and tooth problem and don't have dental insurance anymore ( my union sponsored health insurance is now defunct ( including dental rider ) and only have VA healthcare cause I got drafted in 69 to kill vietnam commies before McDonald's got there to sell hamburgers ( yesterday ? ).
The VA health insurance I have doesn't include dental and unless you got shot in the mouth or face you don't get it.
But now I got yet ANOTHER tooth that is loose in my mouth ( next to the one that just got pulled out last week that was infected and ugly ) and I was kinda wondering... if you have health insurance and have a dental plan.. WILL YOU MARRY ME ??

Did you say " Groper " sandwich ??  Is that a fish ??
I never saw a hooters restaurant..
I am sadly lacking in the " favorite restaurants " category of life...  having very few experiences with those that are all over the place. I did go to some places during limited vacation stuff.. like there was a place that served good old hamburgers in Cabo San Lucas ( had something to do with hollywood ? ).. and went to a Burger King in 1968 in the historic area of San Juan .... ( another great hamburger IMO .. HAVE IT YOUR WAY ! )... and I went to a CHIPTOLE ( is that how it's spelled ? ) somewhere in Queens or Brooklyn ( I forget ) once for " lunch " during some shoot job... and had a nice burrito ( my way ! ).  I went to subway in NY once and thought it was a local restaurant .. had no idea they are all over the country !  I figured it was named " subway " cause there was a subway stop nearby.  I am a dope..
I went to McDonald's about 100 times in my life, mostly for the double quarter pounders with cheese or else the fish sandwiches.. YUM !  That is my favorite. I have no clue what sort of fish is in there but it's GOOD !
Unfortunately I have not been to many many restaurants ( hooters included )... and I now live in an area where there are no such things within about 40 miles ...so it's unlikely I'll be driving that distance to find out what they have to offer.
Plus, at the moment , I cannot close my mouth let alone CHEW on anything.. so my immediate food needs are limited to things like pea soup and mashed potatoes with gravy.
Last night I was sleeping and for some stupid reason closed my mouth , which made me wake up really fast... cause it felt like someone put an electric wire in my mouth. I got up and went to the freezer and fell in love with the FROZEN PEAS !
" Hello , frozen peas, you are really nice... I love you ! "
After hugging the frozen peas to my cheek for about 30 minutes I put them back in the freezer ...
" See you soon, you beautiful frozen peas ! "

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