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$$MAKE LOTS OF CASH THE EASY WAY$$ Dear Internet user, good day, this article i've written is all about the fact where u earned an ASTOUNDING amount of money in less than a month and I've decided to share or reveal the secrets behind making big bucks in the Mail Order Business. So all money seekers, read this carefully. **READING THIS COULD CHANGE YOUR LIFE!** I found this bulletin board just like this one and decided to give it a try. A little while back, I was browsing through several newsgroups, just like you are now, and came across an article similar to this that said you could make thousands of dollars within weeks with only and initial investment of only $6.00! So I thought, "Yeah right, this has got to be a scam," but like most of us, I was curious, so i kept reading. Anyway, it said that you need to send $1.00 to each of the 6 names and addresses stated in the article. You then place your own name and address in the bottom of the list at #6, and post the article in at least 200 newsgroups. (There are thousands) No catch, that was it. So after thinking it over, and talking to a few people first, I thought about trying it. I figured: "what have I got to lose except $6.00 and six stamps, right?" Then I invested the measly $6.00. Well GUESS WHAT!!....within 7 days, I started getting money in the mail! I was shocked! I figured it would end soon, but the money just kept coming in, In my firist week, I made about $25.00. By the end of the second week, I had make a total of over $1,000.00! In the third week I had over $10,000.00 and its still growing. This is now my fourth week and I have made just over $42,000.00 and its still coming in rapidly. It's certaining worth $6.00 and 6 stamps, I have spent more than that on the lottery!! Let me tell you how this works and most importantly, why it works....Also, make sure to print a copy of this article NOW, so you can get the information off of it as you need it, I promise you that if you follow the directions exactly, that you will start making more money than you thought possible by doing something so easy! SUGGESTION: Read this message carefully! (print it out or download it) Follow the simple directions and watch the money come in! It's easy. It's legal. And, your investment is only $6.00 (and postage). IMPORTANT: This is not a rip-off; it is not indecent; it is not illegal; and is virtually no risk- it really works!!!!! If all of the following is adhered to, you will receive extraordinary dividends. PLEASE NOTE: Please follow these directions EXACTLY, and $50,000 or more can be yours in 20 to 60 days. This program remains successful because of the integrity and honesty of the participants. Please continue its success by carefully adhering to the instructions. You will now become part of the Mail Order Business. In this business, your product is not solid or tangible, it's a service. You are in the business of developing Mailing Lists. Many large corporations are happy to pay big bucks for quality lists. However, the money made from the mailing lists is secondary to the income which is made forom poeple like you and me asking to be included in that list.
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HERE ARE 4 EASY STEPS TO GET STARTED<STEP ONE: Get six separate pieces of paper and write the following on each piece f paper "PLEASE PUT ME ON YOUR MAILING LIST." Now get 6 US $1.00 bills and place ONE inside EACH of the six pieces of paper so the bill will not be seen through the envelope (Please make sure that the bill wouldn't be noticed in the envelope to prevent thievery). Send out US $DOLLAR, so it would be more acceptable. STEP TWO: Next, place one paper in each of the 6 envelopes and seal them properly. You should now have 6 sealed envelopes, each with a piece of paper stating the phrase "PLEASE PUT ME ON YOUR MAILING LIST.", your name and address , and a $1.00 bill. What you are doing is creating a service. THIS IS ABSOLUTELY LEGAL! You are requesting a legitimate service and you are paying for it! Like most of us, I was a little skeptical and a little worried about the legal aspects of it all. So I checked it out with the US Post Office (1-800-725-2161) and they confirmed that it is indeed legal! Mail the US $6.00 to the following adresses:
1)Brandon Corbin 307 N. Church St. Lancaster, PA 17603
2) Lierin Quinn P.O. Box 242 Bausman, PA 17504
3)L. Middlebrook P.O. Box 2079 Beaverton, Ontario Canada L0K 1A0
4) Phyllis M. Whiddon 256 JD Road DeRidder, LA
5) D. Goldring 1368 Kenton Rd. Parkville, MD 21234
6) J. Rowland 5039 Alta Colina Rd. Camarillo, CA 93012
STEP 3: Now tke the #1 name off the list that you see above, move the other names up (6 becomes 5, 5 becomes 4, etc...) and add YOUR name as number 6 on the list. STEP 4: Copy this article. Change anything you need to, but try to keep this article as close to original as possible. Now, post your amended article to at least 200 newsgroups. (I believe there are 2.4 million groups) All you need is 200, but remember, the more you post, the more money you make! This is perfectly legal! If you have any doubts, refer to Title 18, Section 1302 and 1341, US Postal and Lottery Laws or Title 18, Section 3005 in the US code, also in the code of Federal regulations, Volume 16, Sections 255 and 436, which states; "a product or service must be exchanged for money received." The simple note in the letter, "PLEASE PUT ME ON YOUR MAILING LIST", makes it legal because you are paying for exchange of a service, (adding the purchasers name to his/her mailing list) for a $1.00 fee. IMPORTANT: Keep a copy of these steps for yourself and, whenever you need money, you can use it again and again. PLEASE REMEMBER that this program remains successful because of the honesty and integrity of the participants and by their carefully adhering to the directions. Look at it this way. If you are of integrity, the program will continue and the money that so many others have received will come way. NOTE: You amy want to retain every name and address sent to you, either on a computer or a hard copy and keep the notes people send you. This VERIFIES that you are truly providing a service. (Also, it might be a good idea to wrap the $1 bill in dark paper to reduce the risk of mail theft.) So, as each post is downloaded and the directions are carefully followed, six members will be reimbursed for their participation as a List Developer with one dollar each. Your name will move up the list geometrically so that when your name reaches the #1 position you will be receiving thousands of dollars in CASH!!! What an oppurtunity for only $6.00 ($1 for each of the first six people listed above). Send it now, add your own name to the list and you're in business!
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DIRECTIONS FOR HOW TO POST TO NEWSGROUPS<Step 1) You do not need to re-type this entire letter to do your own posting. Simply put your mouse cursor at the beginning of this letter, click and drag your cursor to the bottom of this document, right-click and select 'copy' from the edit menu. This will copy the entire letter into the computer's memory. Step2) Open a blank 'notepad' file and place your mouse cursor at the top of the blank page. Right click and from the 'edit' menu select 'paste'. This will paste a copy of the letter into notepad so that you can add your name and postal address to the list. Step 3) Save your new notepad file as a .txt file. If you want to do your postings in different settings, you'll always have this file to come back to. Step 4) Use Netscape or Internet Explorer and try searching for various newsgroups (online forums, message boards, chat sites, discussions.) Step 5) Visit these mesagge boards and post this article as a new message by highlighting the text of this letter and selecting paste from the edit menu. Fill in the Subject, this will be the header that everyone sees as they scroll through the list of postings in a particular group, click the "post" message button. You're done with your first one! Congratulations....THAT'S IT! All you have to do is jump from different newsgroups and post away, after you get the hang of it, it will take about a minute for each newsgroup! ***REMEMBER, THE MORE NEWSGROUPS YOU POST IN, THE MORE MONEY YOU WILL MAKE!!!BUT YOU HAVE TO POST A MINIMUM OF 200*** That's it! You will begin receiving money from around the world within days! You may eventually want to rent a P.O Box due to the large amount of mail you will receive. If you wish to stay anonymous, you can invent a name to use, as long as the postman will deliver it. **JUST MAKE SURE ALL THE ADDRESSES ARE CORRECT.**
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Now the why part
Out of 200 postings, say I receive only 5 replies (a very low example). So then I made $5.00 with my name at #6 on the letter. Now, each of the 5 persons respond to each of the original 5, that is another $25.00 for me, now those 25 each make 200 MINIMUM posts with my name at #4 and only 5 replies each, I will bring in and additional $125.00! Now, those 125 persons turn around and post the MINIMUM 200 with my name at #3 and only 5 replies each, I will make an additional $626.00! OK, now here is the fun part, each of those 625 persons post a MINIMUM 200 letters with my name at #2 and they each only receive 5 replies, that just made me $3,125.00!!! Those 3,125 persons will all deliver this messageto 200 newsgroups with my name at #1 and if still ONLY 5 persons per 200 newsgroups react I will receive $15,625.00!! With a original investment of only $6.00! AMAZING! When your name is no longer on the list, you just take the latest posting in the newsgroups, and send out another $6.00 to the names on the list, putting your name back at #6 again. And start posting again. The thing to remember is: do you realize that thousands of people all over the world are joining the internet and reading these articles everday?, JUST LIKE YOU ARE NOW!! So, can you afford $6.00 and see if it really works?? I think so...people have said, "what if the plan is played out and no one sends you the money?" So what! What are the chances of that happening when there are tons of new honest users and new honest people who are joining the internet and newsgroups everyday and are willing to give it a try? Estimates are at 20,000 to 50,000 new users, every day, with thousands of those joining the actual internet!!! REMEMBER, PLAY FAIRLY AND HONESTLY AND THIS WILL WORK FOR YOU!!! Good luck to all and please play fairly and reap the huge rewards from this, which is tons of extra CASH. By the way, please DON'T try to deceive people by posting the messages with your name on the list and not sending the CASH to the rest of the people already on the list, you will NOT get any. This is the fairest and most honest way I have ever seen to share the wealth of the world without costing anything but our time!! You also may want to buy mailing and e-mail lists for future cash. Make sure you print this article out RIGHT NOW!!! Also, try to keep a list of everyone that sends you CASH and always keep an eye on the newsgroups to make sure everyone is playing fairly. Remember, HONESTY IS THE BEST POLICY. IMPORTANT: If you're not interested in my article, (don't want instant cash), please pass this message to anyone who wishes quick money. Thank you so much.==============================

Answer 1

Right, thanks for your reply.
This is purely a report over an audit table. The "key" column represents the key columns of another table of what data has been inserted, updated or deleted.
ORDER_NO=35399^RELEASE_NO=*^SEQUENCE_NO=*^
In my example, there are three key columns;
ORDER_NO
RELEASE_NO
SEQUENCE_NO
and the value this audit relates to is stored too,
where ORDER_NO=35399
and RELEASE_NO='*'
and SEQUENCE_NO='* this is a unqiue row which has been audited.
All values are exact matches, including the *'s which are the ERPs system if representing "not selected" without actually using null.
You could have the following info:
ID,KEY
10000,'ORDER_NO=35399^RELEASE_NO=*^SEQUENCE_NO=*^'
10001,'ORDER_NO=36647^RELEASE_NO=*^SEQUENCE_NO=*^'
10002,'ORDER_NO=36648^RELEASE_NO=10^SEQUENCE_NO=1^'
10003,'ORDER_NO=36648^RELEASE_NO=10^SEQUENCE_NO=2^
For each audited table the key columns are fixed, of course. Since I am only ever reporting over a single audited table the defined columns in the key column will not change, but their values will (as shown above).
Therefore it is true to say that the key columns can be obtained from the 1st row (or any for that matter) row returned.
Perhaps I should make the report less flexible and hard code these, since I know themm (for now).
This means I only need to retrieve the three values for each.
(Sorry of this seems everso complicated)