Is there anything more amusing than

it being 10F outside and people shivering to death while smoking for 5 minutes
damn am i glad i never started

it being 10F outside and people shivering to death
while smoking for 5 minutes
damn am i glad i never startedI'm a well-known non-smoker. I only smoke when people
trust me not to smoke and hand me their cigarettes to
hold until they're back from the toilet. By the time
they're back, the cigarettes are almost gone. I love
the looks on their faces...lol, i haven't had a good cigar in a long time either, damn i want one now

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