So out of nowhere my computer gets all these strange problems... Headache

Recently, after having my computer problem-free for quite some time now since the day I bought it, I'm starting to have problems with my Mac. Out of nowhere really, I'm getting several seemingly random problems I'll just go ahead and list:
- iTunes won't open.. says "an unknown error occurred (13014)"
- The Spotlight search function in the top-right corner is gone
- Can't change my desktop background
- Can't drag & drop icons on desktop or toolbar
Among other problems...
Even more, when I entered my OS X Installation disc it wouldn't allow me to reinstall it. Then when I go to eject the CD, it won't allow it to come out. Very strange indeed... Like I said before, my Mac was problem-free until now. I had none of these strange problems until just the other day.
Any help would be greatly appreciated. Thanks guys.

If you are under warranty, make a Genius Bar appointment and take it in.
You should also try running Repair Permissions from Applications/ Utilities/ Disk Utility.
If you really cannot get your install disc to load, try starting in single-user mode and running the fsck command:
http://support.apple.com/kb/TS1417
Good luck!

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When rotated from landscape/portrait i get all these strange white dots light bleeding

Hi, I purchased an iPad 2 white wi-fi 16gb about 2 weeks ago now and i have noticed that the backlight is bleeding, i figured that was normal since there are TONNES of posts on here about it saying it does, but they said it may clear up. it hasn't. Also when i tilt my screen from portrait/landscape these tiny white dots jump accross my screen like a glitch in the software, should i get a refund?

I've just discovered a similar issue, but it doesn't seem to have anything to do with vertical or horizontal. At least it is still happening when I turn photos sideways.
To be very clear here
1) This is not a thumbnail issue, these are the original files taken from my camera minutes ago.
2) This is not initial blurriness while the photo loads.
3) I only notice it in full screen (edit) mode because it's actually quite subtle.
4) Photos display correctly (sharp) when you zoom in a little, but return to blurry when you zoom back out.
5) Appears to be random, with one nearly identical shot being crisp and the next appears blurry, but the affect seems to be specific to particular images (e.g. it doesn't come and go randomly regardless of which pictures you happen to be looking at. If a photo is blurry, it will stay that way even if you've closed iPhoto and reopened it).
6) Photos are from a Nikon D5000
Any suggestions? This is a ridiculous hassle as the OP mentioned, and is completely unacceptable in any photo editing/browsing software.

How can i get all these values in single row with comma separated?

I have a table "abxx" with column "absg" Number(3)
which is having following rows
absg
1
3
56
232
43
436
23
677
545
367
xxxxxx No of rows
How can i get all these values in single row with comma separated?
Like
output_absg
1,3,56,232,43,436,23,677,545,367,..,..,...............
Can you send the query Plz!

These all will do the same
create or replace type string_agg_type as object
2 (
3 total varchar2(4000),
4
5 static function
6 ODCIAggregateInitialize(sctx IN OUT string_agg_type )
7 return number,
8
9 member function
10 ODCIAggregateIterate(self IN OUT string_agg_type ,
11 value IN varchar2 )
12 return number,
13
14 member function
15 ODCIAggregateTerminate(self IN string_agg_type,
16 returnValue OUT varchar2,
17 flags IN number)
18 return number,
19
20 member function
21 ODCIAggregateMerge(self IN OUT string_agg_type,
22 ctx2 IN string_agg_type)
23 return number
24 );
25 /
create or replace type body string_agg_type
2 is
3
4 static function ODCIAggregateInitialize(sctx IN OUT string_agg_type)
5 return number
6 is
7 begin
8 sctx := string_agg_type( null );
9 return ODCIConst.Success;
10 end;
11
12 member function ODCIAggregateIterate(self IN OUT string_agg_type,
13 value IN varchar2 )
14 return number
15 is
16 begin
17 self.total := self.total || ',' || value;
18 return ODCIConst.Success;
19 end;
20
21 member function ODCIAggregateTerminate(self IN string_agg_type,
22 returnValue OUT varchar2,
23 flags IN number)
24 return number
25 is
26 begin
27 returnValue := ltrim(self.total,',');
28 return ODCIConst.Success;
29 end;
30
31 member function ODCIAggregateMerge(self IN OUT string_agg_type,
32 ctx2 IN string_agg_type)
33 return number
34 is
35 begin
36 self.total := self.total || ctx2.total;
37 return ODCIConst.Success;
38 end;
39
40
41 end;
42 /
Type body created.
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[email protected]> CREATE or replace
2 FUNCTION stragg(input varchar2 )
3 RETURN varchar2
4 PARALLEL_ENABLE AGGREGATE USING string_agg_type;
5 /
CREATE OR REPLACE FUNCTION get_employees (p_deptno in emp.deptno%TYPE)
RETURN VARCHAR2
IS
l_text VARCHAR2(32767) := NULL;
BEGIN
FOR cur_rec IN (SELECT ename FROM emp WHERE deptno = p_deptno) LOOP
l_text := l_text || ',' || cur_rec.ename;
END LOOP;
RETURN LTRIM(l_text, ',');
END;
SHOW ERRORS
The function can then be incorporated into a query as follows.
COLUMN employees FORMAT A50
SELECT deptno,
get_employees(deptno) AS employees
FROM emp
GROUP by deptno;
###########################################3
SELECT SUBSTR(STR,2) FROM
(SELECT SYS_CONNECT_BY_PATH(n,',')
STR ,LENGTH(SYS_CONNECT_BY_PATH(n,',')) LN
FROM
SELECT N,rownum rn from t )
CONNECT BY rn = PRIOR RN+1
ORDER BY LN desc )
WHERE ROWNUM=1
declare
str varchar2(32767);
begin
for i in (select sal from emp) loop
str:= str || i.sal ||',' ;
end loop;
dbms_output.put_line(str);
end;
COLUMN employees FORMAT A50
SELECT e.deptno,
get_employees(e.deptno) AS employees
FROM (SELECT DISTINCT deptno
FROM emp) e;
DEPTNO EMPLOYEES
10 CLARK,KING,MILLER
20 SMITH,JONES,SCOTT,ADAMS,FORD
30 ALLEN,WARD,MARTIN,BLAKE,TURNER,JAMES
CREATE OR REPLACE FUNCTION concatenate_list (p_cursor IN SYS_REFCURSOR)
RETURN VARCHAR2
IS
l_return VARCHAR2(32767);
l_temp VARCHAR2(32767);
BEGIN
LOOP
FETCH p_cursor
INTO l_temp;
EXIT WHEN p_cursor%NOTFOUND;
l_return := l_return || ',' || l_temp;
END LOOP;
RETURN LTRIM(l_return, ',');
END;
COLUMN employees FORMAT A50
SELECT e1.deptno,
concatenate_list(CURSOR(SELECT e2.ename FROM emp e2 WHERE e2.deptno = e1.deptno)) employees
FROM emp e1
GROUP BY e1.deptno;
DEPTNO EMPLOYEES
10 CLARK,KING,MILLER
20 SMITH,JONES,SCOTT,ADAMS,FORD
30 ALLEN,WARD,MARTIN,BLAKE,TURNER,JAMES
CREATE OR REPLACE TYPE t_string_agg AS OBJECT
g_string VARCHAR2(32767),
STATIC FUNCTION ODCIAggregateInitialize(sctx IN OUT t_string_agg)
RETURN NUMBER,
MEMBER FUNCTION ODCIAggregateIterate(self IN OUT t_string_agg,
value IN VARCHAR2 )
RETURN NUMBER,
MEMBER FUNCTION ODCIAggregateTerminate(self IN t_string_agg,
returnValue OUT VARCHAR2,
flags IN NUMBER)
RETURN NUMBER,
MEMBER FUNCTION ODCIAggregateMerge(self IN OUT t_string_agg,
ctx2 IN t_string_agg)
RETURN NUMBER
SHOW ERRORS
CREATE OR REPLACE TYPE BODY t_string_agg IS
STATIC FUNCTION ODCIAggregateInitialize(sctx IN OUT t_string_agg)
RETURN NUMBER IS
BEGIN
sctx := t_string_agg(NULL);
RETURN ODCIConst.Success;
END;
MEMBER FUNCTION ODCIAggregateIterate(self IN OUT t_string_agg,
value IN VARCHAR2 )
RETURN NUMBER IS
BEGIN
SELF.g_string := self.g_string || ',' || value;
RETURN ODCIConst.Success;
END;
MEMBER FUNCTION ODCIAggregateTerminate(self IN t_string_agg,
returnValue OUT VARCHAR2,
flags IN NUMBER)
RETURN NUMBER IS
BEGIN
returnValue := RTRIM(LTRIM(SELF.g_string, ','), ',');
RETURN ODCIConst.Success;
END;
MEMBER FUNCTION ODCIAggregateMerge(self IN OUT t_string_agg,
ctx2 IN t_string_agg)
RETURN NUMBER IS
BEGIN
SELF.g_string := SELF.g_string || ',' || ctx2.g_string;
RETURN ODCIConst.Success;
END;
END;
SHOW ERRORS
CREATE OR REPLACE FUNCTION string_agg (p_input VARCHAR2)
RETURN VARCHAR2
PARALLEL_ENABLE AGGREGATE USING t_string_agg;
/

I'm still getting all these annoying popups windows, although I followed every solution suggested(safari extentions,block the pop ups) it's really disturbing please help :(

I'm still getting all these annoying popups windows, although I followed every solution suggested(safari extensions,block the pop ups) it's really disturbing please help

There is no need to download anything to solve this problem.
You may have installed one or more of the common types of ad-injection malware. Follow the instructions on this Apple Support page to remove it. It's been reported that some variants of the "VSearch" malware block access to the page. If that happens, start in safe mode by holding down the shift key at the startup chime, then try again.
Back up all data before making any changes.
One of the steps in the article is to remove malicious Safari extensions. Do the equivalent in the Chrome and Firefox browsers, if you use either of those. If Safari crashes on launch, skip that step and come back to it after you've done everything else.
If you don't find any of the files or extensions listed, or if removing them doesn't stop the ad injection, ask for further instructions.
Make sure you don't repeat the mistake that led you to install the malware. It may have come from an Internet cesspit such as "Softonic" or "CNET Download." Never visit either of those sites again. You might also have downloaded it from an ad in a page on some other site. The ad would probably have included a large green button labeled "Download" or "Download Now" in white letters. The button is designed to confuse people who intend to download something else on the same page. If you ever download a file that isn't obviously what you expected, delete it immediately.
Malware is also found on websites that traffic in pirated content such as video. If you, or anyone else who uses the computer, visit such sites and follow prompts to install software, you can expect more of the same, and worse, to follow. Never install any software that you downloaded from a bittorrent, or that was downloaded by someone else from an unknown source.
In the Security & Privacy pane of System Preferences, select the General tab. The radio button marked Anywhere should not be selected. If it is, click the lock icon to unlock the settings, then select one of the other buttons. After that, don't ignore a warning that you are about to run or install an application from an unknown developer.
Still in System Preferences, open the App Store or Software Update pane and check the box marked
Install system data files and security updates (OS X 10.10 or later)
or
Download updates automatically (OS X 10.9 or earlier)
if it's not already checked.

Why am I getting all these emails

Why am I getting all these e mails 1000s

Check the user tip below. It sounds as though you may have subscribed to an entire community.
https://discussions.apple.com/docs/DOC-3661

Seeing all these little problems, I think I might just return my new MacBook...

I'm a heavy PC user switching over to Mac because of all the hype and positive comments I've heard from others, but seeing all these little problems everyone is having doesn't motivate me to continue.
Few days after I got my MacBook (somewhere else) I took it with me to a Mac Store in the mall. I was excited until I was basically told I wasn't worthy because I got it somewhere else. That made me feel really good. I think I'd rather my PC; I'm just not seeing the real benefits to sinking two grand down on something I could easily get for a fifth of that.
Anyone want to help with my baptism into the world of Mac?

I am being careful not to stub my toes since this is only my sixth day with my newly-entered Mac experience. I like the MacBook so far. I suppose most of my issues are geared towards being a new Mac user, but I am sure functional issues are yet to arise and surprise. I haven't seen many, if any, functional problems yet, probably because I don't know what to look for and Mac is new to me.
I have everything up and running, i.e. emails, internet, etc. I upgraded to Lion (was told I wouldn't have to pay for the upgrade, but I did because I couldn't find the way around the payment button).
I have been through many a PC over the past 15 years and know what I know in terms of programs and their tools, at least the ones I use. Familiar story, perhaps? With Mac it seems I have to relearn everything, as I will explain a little more below. I like having a number pad and both delete and backspace keys. Many of the programs, applications, downloads and software I run on my PC are either not compatible with Mac (and a wheel-less mouse) or they are just not the same in terms of set up and use. For instance, in PC, Firefox allows me to close the program and reopen all my tabs when I come back. Not so in Firefox with Mac, or at least I didn't find that option.
The most improtant factors for my dicision to Mac-Up were primarily
1. The security
2. The speed
3. Creative aid programs
Example- With the PC programs I have used, I was able to simply play and learn. Not so thus far with some of the I-stuff. The tools I know and use everyday with PC programs are there, I just don't know where to look to find them or what they are called.
Example- How do I shutdown a program that doesn't want to shutdown? Searching help to "force shutdown" doesn't produce any solid results.
I went to the store where I purchased my MacBook. While there, another customer was asking about features. I rested my attention over the Mac instructor's shoulder to listen and learn (and a lot I did learn), but I realized that of all the things I was doing with my PC programs, despite having the ability to do the same with Mac programs, they were all called something different and/or used a little bit differently. For example, in MS Pub, its a Transparency tool; in Pages its an alpha tool. Stuff like that. For me, little stuff like that can really eat up a lot of time. It would be different if I was just starting my computer journey, but such is not the case.

When installing itunes 10.7 my computer gets all the way to verifying install and then removing applications and stops. I get a message that says "unable to complete - there is a file missing. I tunes has not be completed. See your package dealer

I am trying to install iTunes 10.7. The installation gets all the way to the end and says "removing application" then stops and gives me an error message that states there is a missing file and it cannot complete the configuration. Please contact my support or package dealer."
Confused - my old itunes worked fine - haven't removed any programs, etc.,
Help

Try the following user tip:
"There is a problem with this Windows Installer package ..." error messages when installing iTunes for Windows

When I delete an e-mail, it automatically puts another e-mail in my inbox which says "no sender". What am I doing wrong and how to get all these off my I-Pad?

When I delete an e-mail, it automatically puts another e-mail in my inbox which reads "No Sender", thus I have numerous e-mails that have not really been deleted. How can I delete all these e-mails and how to correct the issue of deleting e-mails?

Here is one way of doing it. Left click on picture, list opens click on save as. In next window box apears save as type PNG(*.png). Then go to my pictures and print picture from there. I am not sure what print target is? That is in the list also. That may be how it is directly printed. Never used that short cut. Try it and see. I know for sure saving it to file works.

Why won't HP fix all these speaker problems, brand new laptop & doesn't work

Whats wrong with HP and why won't they help there customers??? They state theres no other record of speaker issues but thats all that seems to be on the forum is speaker issues!!! Brand new $2000.00 laptop, right out of the box and it has these popping and crackiling on start up and shut down. BUYER BEWARE!!!

I am going to assume that you have either taken the laptop back or exchanged it for a working one. Most stores have a 30 day window where you can do this. If you haven't done any of this, then you should. Don't waste your time on a machine that you have just paid 2000.00 $ on.
If you exchange it for a new one, try the laptop out in the store and make their problem. They may have a bad batch.
if they won't let you try it first, then get a refund and shop some place else.
Another thing that I like to do is if I am shopping on line I use my Visa card. Visa protects me against fraudulent on line sellers
(pay-pal won't). Always save the paper trail when you do a Visa purchase. It can be used to prove fraud.
I bought a LG DVD player on line and the company would not honour there 30 day return policy. I returned it any way and more than 30 days went buy. I saved everything and Visa told me what they needed and after a while my money was refunded along with all the shipping charges.
Pay-pal will only protect you against goods not received, but not the quality of goods. That means you could receive a brick in the mail and pay-pal won't do any thing.

What are all these strange .plist's I'm seeing?

Just took a look in my HD > USER > LIBRARY > PREFERENCES FOLDER ... and I see a lot of strange "repetitive" plists.
These are SOME of the strange listings:
... and this kind of "duplicate" .plist occurs with many other preferences in the "Preference Folder" as well.
Some are fine, others have one or more duplicates with strange numbers and characters after them.
I can see that the top .plist icons are using the "textwrangler" icon, and that all others that follow, don't have the "textwrangler" icon ... but are instead "blank" white page icon.
DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT"S GOING ON HERE ... and why ALL these "duplicate" .plists are being created
AND HOW TO FIX THIS ISSUE?
Any help would be greatly appreciated, as I know this is not normal OSX behavior

This is the basic explanation for these "strange .plists:
(Read the CNET link in the above discussion window above)
Temporary plist files
Part of the way the system manages preferences files is a protection method for preventing corruption from happening if an error occurs when the system is writing preference files. For instance, if you are saving settings for a program and the system suddenly loses power, then the preferences file being written to may get corrupted and won't open properly when the system is restarted, which would result in all your settings being lost. To combat this, the system creates a temporary file to save the new settings, and when the file is properly saved, it then replaces the old file with the new one.
In OS X 10.6 or earlier, if you look in the preferences folder you may see a number of property list files with a string of eight characters after their names, such as the following:
com.apple.iTunes.plist
com.apple.iTunes.plist.3847EH45
com.apple.iTunes.plist.2GDH17DJ
com.apple.iTunes.plist.37D6JH25
...etc.
All of the files with eight-character strings appended to their names will be 0KB in size, and are the temporary files that were used for a specific preference saving instance. The temporary file should be deleted automatically, but sometimes odd problems may result in them sticking around. The accumulation of these temporary preference files may have been corrected in Lion, but if you are running Snow Leopard or Leopard, then you will likely see them appear after a while of using your system. You can safely remove them from your system if they begin to accumulate over time.

I created a movie and last night, out of nowhere, the pictures got all mixed up so the picture in the movie is not what's on the view window.

Any suggestions as to how to straighten this out without having to start over?

Hi, beth.lau.gr.
Thank you for visiting Apple Support Communities.
I understand you have been experiencing issues with your iPhone restarting and showing you a blue screen. I wont be able to give you an exact answer as to why this is happening. However, this is the most relevant troubleshooting article for this issue. This article also provides options to reach out to us via phone for additional assistance.
If your iOS device restarts, displays the Apple logo, or powers off while you're using it
http://support.apple.com/en-us/HT203899
Cheers,
Jason H.

Inappropriate websites and now my computer has all these pop ups and ads.

Younger cousin was on "xxx" websites and I need help stopping pop ups and ads from computer. Any solutions?
It is on google chrome and my safari. Please help me figure out how to get this off my MacBook Air
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You may have installed the "DownLite" trojan, perhaps under a different name. Remove it as follows.
Malware is constantly changing to get around the defenses against it. The instructions in this comment are valid as of now, as far as I know. They won't necessarily be valid in the future. Anyone finding this comment a few days or more after it was posted should look for more recent discussions or start a new one.
Back up all data.
Triple-click anywhere in the line below on this page to select it:
/Library/LaunchAgents/com.vsearch.agent.plist
Right-click or control-click the line and select
          Services ▹ Reveal in Finder (or just Reveal)
from the contextual menu.* A folder should open with an item named "VSearch" selected. Drag the selected item to the Trash. You may be prompted for your administrator login password.
Repeat with each of these lines:
/Library/LaunchDaemons/com.vsearch.daemon.plist
/Library/LaunchDaemons/com.vsearch.helper.plist
/Library/LaunchDaemons/Jack.plist
Restart the computer and empty the Trash. Then delete the following items in the same way:
/Library/Application Support/VSearch
/Library/PrivilegedHelperTools/Jack
/System/Library/Frameworks/VSearch.framework
~/Library/Internet Plug-Ins/ConduitNPAPIPlugin.plugin
Some of these items may be absent, in which case you'll get a message that the file can't be found. Skip that item and go on to the next one.
From the Safari menu bar, select
          Safari ▹ Preferences... ▹ Extensions
Uninstall any extensions you don't know you need, including any that have the word "Spigot" or "Conduit" in the description. If in doubt, uninstall all extensions. Do the equivalent for the Firefox and Chrome browsers, if you use either of those.
This trojan is distributed on illegal websites that traffic in pirated movies. If you, or anyone else who uses the computer, visit such sites and follow prompts to install software, you can expect much worse to happen in the future.
You may be wondering why you didn't get a warning from Gatekeeper about installing software from an unknown developer, as you should have. The reason is that the DownLite developer has a codesigning certificate issued by Apple, which causes Gatekeeper to give the installer a pass. Apple could revoke the certificate, but as of this writing, has not done so, even though it's aware of the problem. This failure of oversight is inexcusable and has compromised both Gatekeeper and the Developer ID program. You can't rely on Gatekeeper alone to protect you from harmful software.
*If you don't see the contextual menu item, copy the selected text to the Clipboard by pressing the key combination command-C. In the Finder, select
          Go ▹ Go to Folder...
from the menu bar and paste into the box that opens by pressing command-V. You won't see what you pasted because a line break is included. Press return.

Why am I getting all these pop up ads? I don't get nearly as many if I use Internet Explorer.

When i go to my homepage (Yahoo), these ads pop up and flash to get your attention. As many as three or four ads at a time. Do I have a malware problem or what?

hello, yes this looks quite like a problem with adware on your pc.
please [[Reset Firefox – easily fix most problems|reset firefox]] and also go to the windows control panel / programs and remove all toolbars or potentially unwanted software from there and run a full scan of your system with the security software that you have in place and different other tools like the [http://www.malwarebytes.org/products/malwarebytes_free free version of malwarebytes] & [http://www.bleepingcomputer.com/download/adwcleaner/ adwcleaner].
[[Remove a toolbar that has taken over your Firefox search or home page]]
[[Troubleshoot Firefox issues caused by malware]]

Why am I getting all these emails about Airport Problems ?

I mentioned previously that I had a minor problem with Airport Express - just that it was flashing amber . Apart from that it is working fine. However, since it was a bit of a mystery I checked in with Apple Support to see if I could find out anything.
I signed up and entered my query.
I got a few answers one of which was to the affect that Airport Express was notifying me of a Firmware update.
Hmm interesting ! there were many letters complaining huge problems with Airport AFTER downloading and installing the Firmware update, so I decided not to do it.
it ain't really broke so i can't really fix it.
Since then my mailbox has been inundated with letters posted on Apple Support telling of the woes of Airport Express and Airport Extreme
I have signed in numerous times and checked the box "don't sent mail" but still they come, in Spades.
I have deleted hundred and still they come! I have posted to the Apple Support page and still they comes.
There are two things to be learned from this:
1) Airport Express and Airport Extreme causes a huge number of problems judging by the outpouring of complaints. (Apple should take note)
2) Be careful about signing on to 'Help' sites they can be time wasters.
If anyone else has this problem .Please don't advise me of it - I want to sign out of Apple Support and delete it from my memory
Richard Scotte

Click here for the instructions on stopping the emails.
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Um, I keep getting all these random Bots who keep ...

thanx 4 accepting my invite, feel like talkin?
[7:21:11 PM] Foxy the Swooty Booty Pirate: Sure
[7:21:31 PM] tiffy Hoffman: i got ure name from the member directory here on skype cuz i was bored and lookin for new people to talk to. lol
[7:21:43 PM] tiffy Hoffman: 25/f here u?
[7:21:50 PM] Foxy the Swooty Booty Pirate: Are you a bot?
[7:22:05 PM] tiffy Hoffman: haha nah def not a bot
[7:22:54 PM] Foxy the Swooty Booty Pirate: Okay. Been getting those laitly. Also, just a heads up, I am gay and happily married. If that is what you meant by 'bored'. If not< Nice to meet you.
[7:23:03 PM] tiffy Hoffman: well whatch up 2?
[7:23:12 PM] Foxy the Swooty Booty Pirate: Watching Machete Kills.
[7:23:34 PM] tiffy Hoffman: i just started back with school, i'm still in college right now and summer break is over now so we just had to go back last week... yay!
[7:24:40 PM] Foxy the Swooty Booty Pirate: Yeah? I have been in college classes since summer.
[7:24:52 PM] tiffy Hoffman: lol, well i have an idea if ure up for a lil fun
[7:25:15 PM] Foxy the Swooty Booty Pirate: And what do you mean by fun?
[7:25:43 PM] tiffy Hoffman: i was actually going to be getting to "work" here shortly. my girlfriend was working online and i kept askin her about it so she showed me what she was doing when we got back to school after spring break
[7:26:10 PM] tiffy Hoffman: lol i thought she was nuts at first, but its pretty cool actually. we work online doing private webcam shows which sounded odd at first believe me. but i freakin luv it!!!
[7:26:43 PM] Foxy the Swooty Booty Pirate: Yeah, again. Gay and happily married. Sorry, but no thanks.
[7:27:21 PM] tiffy Hoffman: well what i was going to say is i have some free passes and i usually just do a private show before i get started to "warm up" lol. no one is online though so i was going to give u one of the passes if u wanted but u have to give me a really good rating so i can get more if u do tho k?
[7:27:43 PM] Foxy the Swooty Booty Pirate: I just said no thank you.
[7:28:08 PM] tiffy Hoffman: dont u worry tho... ill earn it lol. k its -insertnameoffakewebsitecauseskypepostswillnotallowlinks- and u should see a lil button to accept my invite and create your profile. u just click on that.
[7:28:29 PM] tiffy Hoffman: then u just make ure own username or w/e and u can **bleep** into my private chat for us 2 and type to me and tell me what you want me to do
[7:28:37 PM] Foxy the Swooty Booty Pirate: Yeah, you are now getting blocked. Bye bye
[7:28:52 PM] tiffy Hoffman: yeah you will need a c.c of sum kind... but, its just to make sure ure over 18

thanx 4 accepting my invite, feel like talkin?
[7:21:11 PM] Foxy the Swooty Booty Pirate: Sure
[7:21:31 PM] tiffy Hoffman: i got ure name from the member directory here on skype cuz i was bored and lookin for new people to talk to. lol
[7:21:43 PM] tiffy Hoffman: 25/f here u?
[7:21:50 PM] Foxy the Swooty Booty Pirate: Are you a bot?
[7:22:05 PM] tiffy Hoffman: haha nah def not a bot
[7:22:54 PM] Foxy the Swooty Booty Pirate: Okay. Been getting those laitly. Also, just a heads up, I am gay and happily married. If that is what you meant by 'bored'. If not< Nice to meet you.
[7:23:03 PM] tiffy Hoffman: well whatch up 2?
[7:23:12 PM] Foxy the Swooty Booty Pirate: Watching Machete Kills.
[7:23:34 PM] tiffy Hoffman: i just started back with school, i'm still in college right now and summer break is over now so we just had to go back last week... yay!
[7:24:40 PM] Foxy the Swooty Booty Pirate: Yeah? I have been in college classes since summer.
[7:24:52 PM] tiffy Hoffman: lol, well i have an idea if ure up for a lil fun
[7:25:15 PM] Foxy the Swooty Booty Pirate: And what do you mean by fun?
[7:25:43 PM] tiffy Hoffman: i was actually going to be getting to "work" here shortly. my girlfriend was working online and i kept askin her about it so she showed me what she was doing when we got back to school after spring break
[7:26:10 PM] tiffy Hoffman: lol i thought she was nuts at first, but its pretty cool actually. we work online doing private webcam shows which sounded odd at first believe me. but i freakin luv it!!!
[7:26:43 PM] Foxy the Swooty Booty Pirate: Yeah, again. Gay and happily married. Sorry, but no thanks.
[7:27:21 PM] tiffy Hoffman: well what i was going to say is i have some free passes and i usually just do a private show before i get started to "warm up" lol. no one is online though so i was going to give u one of the passes if u wanted but u have to give me a really good rating so i can get more if u do tho k?
[7:27:43 PM] Foxy the Swooty Booty Pirate: I just said no thank you.
[7:28:08 PM] tiffy Hoffman: dont u worry tho... ill earn it lol. k its -insertnameoffakewebsitecauseskypepostswillnotallowlinks- and u should see a lil button to accept my invite and create your profile. u just click on that.
[7:28:29 PM] tiffy Hoffman: then u just make ure own username or w/e and u can **bleep** into my private chat for us 2 and type to me and tell me what you want me to do
[7:28:37 PM] Foxy the Swooty Booty Pirate: Yeah, you are now getting blocked. Bye bye
[7:28:52 PM] tiffy Hoffman: yeah you will need a c.c of sum kind... but, its just to make sure ure over 18

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