Changing the entire design of Keynote from one standard design to another after one has typed slides on the initial design.

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Hi Everybody!
I'm just enjoying the freedom of using the Keynote App on my iPad.  I create presentations for someone who is not computer literate at all, but is able to show the slides of the iPad after a lot of lessons.
The problem is that I'm using the "black" chalkboard version of the design to show the slides as they are used to that type of "look" on the lecture blackboard (no they do not "like" whiteboards at all with their many choices of colors, nor did they like Penultimate, or other similar white board writing devices on the iPad.  They look too futuristic, or technologically complex for them to master).
So everything is going along fine, but the person does insist on having a paper copy of the slides in the order they are presented to use at the podium to make written notes in it. I will try again to teach that yellow lined "presenter notes" are available in the keynote app, but then they lose the full screen appearance of the slides when they share with those notes so they really refuse to use them preferring instead to use pen and paper.
Enough said of the problems I'm experiencing!  Why am I here?
I'm trying to find a way to print out the pages without using up my black ink cartridges!
Of course from day one I simply copied and pasted all 30-40 slides for each presentation into a "new" white background presentation and that worked and they came out perfectly as shown in the "black board" version.
But I'm looking for a "one button" conversion facility to change the design of an entire written presentation in Keynote on the iPad if anyone knows of a way.
I tried exporting the Keynote to PDF or Power Point via Email.  (I keep getting the message to use iWork, have not set it up or tried it as the person does not want their lecture notes out there "in public" and I didn't see any way that iWork stays "private").
But when I tried to use Email out of iPad, I found that only the  Power Point could be Emailed on my Gmail account attached to the iPad's Apple Mail system (is that correct use of the terminology?  Just learning all the abilities of this new device myself!).
For some reason the PDF version  says that it cannot be Emailed,  i.e. "Email failed"
When I open up the Power Point in my Microsoft Power Point or  Open Office Image program, the formatting and letters are all messed up.  Of course its easy (one button simple method)  to change that black background for all 30-40 slides at once and save it again to print out with white background.  But the letters run off the page, the letters are HUGE!  for the title lines on the pages with titles.  Just hundreds of errors that would take forever (even on a computer) to try and make look like the original does on the iPad so the person can associate the same printed out page with the same page being shown on the iPad from the Blackboard style Keynote.
Ok,. I also tried directly downloading the file from the Keynote to my PC using the iTunes application and synced it up.  That got it in faster, without copying and changing to EMail and Emailing myself on the iPad to the PC, but still the  formatting problems exist.
Ready for my questions?
1. Is there an app (can't do searching that app store very well or efficiently yet). that can overcome this problem and transfer Keynote presentations to the PC without all the resultant loss of formatting so I can print them out as White pages with just a click of the button on the PC program?
2.  Is there any shortcut to getting the Keynote to the PC without all the complicated steps that I'm doing?  I have a book by ______ on the Keynote for iPad where I found most of the answers, but these were the only ways he suggested  I get the presentation from iPad to Email/PC.
3.  Is there any possibility of my using Keynote on a "PC"?  I do not own a Apple with the required Intel chip to operate the latest Keynote program being sold, (09?)which from prior experience with the iPad and my older Apple G4 PowerBook I found I need the more advanced Intel Apple devices to interface with the iPad correctly.
4.  If there is a Keynote available that works on a "PC", would it solve the formatting problem if I either Emailed it or Synced it up using iTunes?
5.  What is the preferable setting or method for that process if it does exist (if it does not, who or where is the "suggestion" box for iPad to get message to Apple?  I don't know if they read these Forums for any ideas.
6.  Finally,  why am I not able to export my Keynote as a PDF?  Is it because its too large a file?  (Even when I tried just four text only slides it still failed).   Maybe there is a secret button I do not know about yet on the iPad to activate this process so I can try out if PDF works better on a PC  (But I need a program that can alter the PDF background so didn't really pursue that method as it would be a dead end without such a PDF authoring program.
Any information anyone can provide on these questions would be helpful!
Thanks for reading this!
Help Me with Keynote

Answer 1

Many of your points are totally legitimate.
This one, however, is not:
…To put it another way, the design of the site seems to be geared much more towards its regular users than those the site is supposedly trying to "help"…
The design and management of the forums for more than five years have driven literally dozens of the most valuable contributors and "regulars" away from the forums—permanently.
The only conclusion a prudent, reasonable person can draw from this state of affairs is that Adobe consciously and deliberately want to kill these forums by attrition—without a the PR hit they would otherwise take if they suddenly just shut them down.