I have a problem.I have to fart and it wont come out hehehe

So what can I do about this :-)O yeah to keep this on topic it is a java fart.

while(fart.hasMoreGas()){
try {
fart.fart(); }
catch (UnableToFartException e) {
System.err.println("Grunt harder!"); }
}hahaa ,,,very funny~~ i will use it to fart later
Robbies
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